The Live Wire

I still to this day have no idea what was up with all those crazy faces.

That whole questionaire thing. And though I have no patience to do one myself, I must say - the amount of people here who have never kissed a member of the opposite sex on this board (or same sex for some) is positively disturbing. I think I only counted 3-4 people who have been confirmed to do it, including myself. Two more if you count Archaic kissing the bride today.

Wait, what? Yeah, they're getting married today. Or were. I think there was a news post about the wedding on Bulbanews, ...

So homemade fries were cooked today. And god damn, did they ever smell rancid. It was horrible, they smelled like complete shi-you know what? That's not fair - shit smells better. Like like like, try to imagine, like, rotting fruit peels mixed with ammonia with a touch of exhaust fumes, amplified twenty times, and you'll get a general idea of how bad they smelled.

It was so bad, I had to dash downstairs and burst out of the house to get any sort of air. I almost parked myself on a ...

He's just so happy to see you, and rushes up to see you and begin rubbing up against you, bumping heads if you get it low enough. He's a rarity, that cat. I struck complete gold when I got him. I actually think his birthday is coming up too, though I'm not sure exactly when it is.

Gold Nest of Woe Level 67

I think it may have actually been the first map I got after finally getting around to beating Fowleye. It's got 3 Level A Chests (Metal Equipment), which are good with the chest timer. But the real treat is with the Map Trick.

See, on "Slime Hill", the place next to Angel Falls, there's a place where only Slimes spawn, including metals. By using the Map Trick and happening to have a workable map, you can always the desired slime to ...