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I mean all around in general. Behold; Cosmo playing Wind Waker, getting out of bounds during the Puppet Ganon fight, then using a glitch called the zombie hover that lets him fly into the air while dead. He almost reached the loading zone for the Ganondorf fight, but he started going over the invisible wall and into the great beyond. Eventually, he got tired of doing it, pulled out a bomb, exploded himself, fell into ...

So I don't have to keep buying meals when I bump into a time of day where I need a meal but don't have available food. But god damn if those sandwiches aren't half-bad.

Also, Cosmo is trying Puppet Ganon skip. Joy! EDIT: Wind Waker. What he has to do is cut down Puppet Ganon's arms, hookshot to a glitchy ledge, kill some Keese, kill himself, hold L and mash B really really quickly to start levitating into the air, get up to the ledge above without being hit by the Keese, drop a bomb, ...

To wit, here's a White Mage one, which goes over many of the problems and strategies with one of the hardest-to-win-with classes in the game - especially because of Atomos. By the way, Chemist is so broken that it can beat Omega and Shinryuu at a reasonable level, and without resorting to the infamous Kiss of Blessing bug. Though Samurai is pretty OP too.

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Alternate Title: Monkey fuck
Alternate Title 2: The Fundamentals of Proper Item Use

So let's review before we get into this entertaining and informative hodgepodge of ranting and raving. But mostly raving.

Actually, I changed my plans. Instead, I was starting with Tepig. But then I changed my plans even further, but well, you'll see. Anyway, with the assistance of Mr. Karamazov ...

Probably incidental, though. His run a couple days ago ended in a new record, but his run today was four minutes over that. So, uh, yeah. It's like close to midnight now, and I just woke up. Once again, I would like to reiterate how little of a fuck I give over this situation, but whatevs.