The Live Wire

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

@O5-7; This would depend on the mass that is burdening the bird in question. Your average Hirundinidae is capable of flights at speeds up to 60 km/h. It is entirely possible for the bird to be held down by its cargo altogether, wherefore its airspeed velocity would be nil. We also must factor in how it shall be carrying its cargo, as well as the cargo itself. It is entirely possible that such a bird would be unable to safely hold naught but the lightest of objects, not enough to affect its flight by any means. In a vein most similar, the aerodynamics of that object may affect the bird's own ability to soar. This may be only an estimate, but I postulate that the most one would be able to slow a Hirundinidae via giving it freight would by 40 km/h. Therefore, its maximum velocity would be 20 km/h.

Doth thou wish to make way to any place on the Earth? If so, where?

I'm sick. What do?

@Karamazov; - There are many places in the world that I wish to set my eyes upon. England in particular would be a most enjoyable place to visit, both having the charm of Europe, and is debatable as the least maddening of them all due to my native tongue being spoke there. Germany, despite its harsh government, may be of interest due to my sister-in-law - wife to my older brother - being from the country. Japan may be a given. But assuming no boundaries with this trip and preparations being granted, I may think outside the box and travel to a polar extremity. There may be nothing quite identical to their snow-covered landscapes, aurora-lit skies, and cold climate. And of course, penguins.

@Ino-Chan; - They say that laughter is the finest medicine of all. It requires little effort on part of the ill, and can brighten their mood enough to the point where the virus' effect will be minimalized. Regardless of method used to aid in recovery, what you do in the meantime depends on the intensity of the infection. The bedridden or tired may only want to relax, focusing on the likes of reading and observing. If you need a suggestion of the latter, might I recommend the following? If you are unabated, however, you should be fine to do more taxing things such as light exercise and gaming. You do plan to start that Nuzlocke Run soon of the video game "Pokemon SoulSilver" for the Nintendo DualScreen portable entertainment system, yes? Perhaps beginning that would be a way to pass the time?

That is not the proper way to say hello to a queen XDD

@Destiny Queen; - Do forgive me for my etiquette, your highness. I was unaware of your presence here.

@System Error; - And forgive I shall. I had not expected an audience with such a gentleman today. Would you kindly present me your opinion on how I should rule the threads?

@Destiny Queen; - It is my belief that the finest way for one to rule the threads would be to be steadfast, yet understanding. If you rule with far too much oppression, the masses could threaten to rise up and rebel against you. On the other hand, if you rule with too little resolve, anything from no development to total discord may occur. The balance between both is for her highness to decide.