I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most car accidents happened within twenty mile of home, so we moved. I can't send you the address as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them for their next house so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine, but the first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally
I hurt my back today at work. Was on hands and knees, tried to get up, couldn't straighten my back. I have persistent back trouble but that was by far the worst pain I ever had. Went straight to the chiropractor. Better now, but I'm also getting sick.
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Three men walk into a public washroom, stand at three different urinals, unzip, and start to pee. The first man finishes up and announces for the other two to hear, "I'm from Saskatchewan eh, and everyone in Saskatchewan knows that when you're done using a public washroom, you have to wash your hands." So he goes over to the sink and starts to wash his hands.
The second man finishes up and says, "I'm from Quebec eh, and the public education level in Quebec is even higher, so everyone