A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He thought that since he had it he might as well go ahead and entered it in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR’S ASS SHOWS
A Chinese couple named Wong had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian white baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bad command: (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake down entire network?
File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et a beer?
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Press -- to continue...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime
A blonde frantically phoned the front desk clerk from her hotel room and said, "Help me! I can't get out of my room!"
"You can't get the door open?" the clerk guessed.
"No, I got two of them open, but I wasn't allowed to open the other one," the blonde replied.
"Why not?" said the clerk.
"There are three doors here," said the blonde, "one door leads to the bathroom, one door leads to the closet, and the other door has a sign on it that