Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/ Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon Community en Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:48 GMT vBulletin 60 http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/images/styles/Millenium/misc/rss.jpg Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/ Computer Term Definitions for the Technologically Challenged http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/computer-term-definitions-technologically-challenged-51109/ Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:24:43 GMT keyboard = that big piece of wood the gas station attached the bathroom key to so customers don't lose it.

mousepad = Mickey's house.

hard drive = trying to get your car up a hill after a blizzard.

modem = what you just did to the neighbors' lawns.

monitor = that kid in the hallway who makes sure all the other kids are in class.

spacebar = a tavern on Jupiter.

hard disc = the cause of your back problems.

RAM = better than Ford.

server = the girl at the restaurant who takes your order.

menu = what the server gives you so you can pick your meal.

online = what you have to be so the police don't arrest you for drunk driving.

video card = your membership to Blockbuster.

driver = 1) the person in your group at the bar who isn't drinking. 2) a golf club used for long-distance shots.

video chat = talking with your friends about the movie you just watched. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/computer-term-definitions-technologically-challenged-51109/ <![CDATA[I'm so confused...]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/im-so-confused-48947/ Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:44:14 GMT ...I'm not sure if I found a rope or lost my horse. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/im-so-confused-48947/ Garbage truck lands on Saturn http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/garbage-truck-lands-saturn-47815/ Mon, 28 May 2012 21:24:54 GMT It's true! Read the article! ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/garbage-truck-lands-saturn-47815/ medical jokes http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/medical-jokes-47616/ Thu, 24 May 2012 13:57:31 GMT I may be schizophrenic, but at least we have each other. I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it. I may be schizophrenic, but at least we have each other.

I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/medical-jokes-47616/ Padres fan catches foul ball...in his beer cup?! http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/padres-fan-catches-foul-ball-his-beer-cup-47031/ Thu, 10 May 2012 01:09:32 GMT http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21277463&topic_id=9780550&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_21277463&v=3

This is awesome! ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/padres-fan-catches-foul-ball-his-beer-cup-47031/ Avengers Legos! http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/avengers-legos-46456/ Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:24:41 GMT http://marvel.com/news/story/18104/first_look_avengers_toys_from_lego Some assembly required. :-p http://marvel.com/news/story/18104/first_look_avengers_toys_from_lego

Some assembly required. :-p ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/avengers-legos-46456/ <![CDATA[I'm going to be a brother-in-law!!!!]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/im-going-brother-law-45729/ Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:33:23 GMT My sister's boyfriend proposed to her today. :-D ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/im-going-brother-law-45729/ Hollywood costume party http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/hollywood-costume-party-43000/ Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:57:06 GMT There was once a costume party in Hollywood. A bunch of actors got together and decided to go dressed as composers. John Goodman decided on Beethoven, Tom Hanks chose Chopin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was quoted as saying, "I'll be Bach." ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/hollywood-costume-party-43000/ how to decide who to marry, as written by kids http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/how-decide-who-marry-written-kids-42006/ Tue, 17 Jan 2012 07:29:14 GMT You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/how-decide-who-marry-written-kids-42006/ the year WITHOUT review http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/year-without-review-40683/ Sun, 25 Dec 2011 06:31:45 GMT Anyone else sick of seeing absolutely everyone and his brother do some sort of "year in review" thing at this time of year? It's not so bad if it's a subject you happen to want to catch up on I guess, but I hate how seemingly every TV channel, website, etc. has something like it. We were all there guys, we already know what happened. If you don't have anything actually interesting to tell us, enjoy your break and come back when you do.

Wow, I just wrote an actual opinion piece in my blog. Sort of. I must be coming down with something. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/year-without-review-40683/ How do we know Twitter existed in Bible times? http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/how-do-we-know-twitter-existed-bible-times-39971/ Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:58:06 GMT John 10:27 says, "My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me." ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/how-do-we-know-twitter-existed-bible-times-39971/ I think Cilan and Ben Grimm would get along just fine http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/i-think-cilan-ben-grimm-would-get-along-just-fine-38919/ Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:27:07 GMT

Read this if you don't get it. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/i-think-cilan-ben-grimm-would-get-along-just-fine-38919/ <![CDATA[You know it's not your day when you miss an easy empty net goal...]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/you-know-its-not-your-day-when-you-miss-easy-empty-net-goal-38622/ Sun, 20 Nov 2011 05:02:30 GMT http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2011/11/18/craig_smith_miss/?source=video I love the reactions from the coach and teammates. XD http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2011/11/18/craig_smith_miss/?source=video

I love the reactions from the coach and teammates. XD ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/you-know-its-not-your-day-when-you-miss-easy-empty-net-goal-38622/ Anyone want to add me on the PlayStation Network? http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/anyone-want-add-me-playstation-network-36471/ Sat, 08 Oct 2011 04:40:03 GMT I'm ShinyGeodude. I've had my PS3 for maybe a year now, I forget exactly how long, and haven't bothered adding any friends to it. I want to now though. ]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/anyone-want-add-me-playstation-network-36471/ 5 former Justice League Unlimited VAs return for a new Justice League movie! http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/5-former-justice-league-unlimited-vas-return-new-justice-league-movie-36043/ Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:10:30 GMT
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Voice Cast Announced For Justice League: Doom | Superhero Hype

A JLU fan's dream come true! :D
]]> Geodude http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/120/5-former-justice-league-unlimited-vas-return-new-justice-league-movie-36043/