Geodude

keyboard = that big piece of wood the gas station attached the bathroom key to so customers don't lose it.

mousepad = Mickey's house.

hard drive = trying to get your car up a hill after a blizzard.

modem = what you just did to the neighbors' lawns.

monitor = that kid in the hallway who makes sure all the other kids are in class.

spacebar = a tavern on Jupiter.

hard disc = the cause of your back problems.

RAM = better than Ford.

server = the girl at the restaurant who takes your order.

menu = what the server gives you so you can pick your meal.

online = what you have to be so the police don't arrest you for drunk driving.

video card = your membership to Blockbuster.

driver = 1) the person in your group at the bar who isn't drinking. 2) a golf club used for long-distance shots.

video chat = talking with your friends about the movie you just watched.