Computer Term Definitions for the Technologically Challenged
by, 14th August 2012 at 12:24 AM (659 Views)
keyboard = that big piece of wood the gas station attached the bathroom key to so customers don't lose it.
mousepad = Mickey's house.
hard drive = trying to get your car up a hill after a blizzard.
modem = what you just did to the neighbors' lawns.
monitor = that kid in the hallway who makes sure all the other kids are in class.
spacebar = a tavern on Jupiter.
hard disc = the cause of your back problems.
RAM = better than Ford.
server = the girl at the restaurant who takes your order.
menu = what the server gives you so you can pick your meal.
online = what you have to be so the police don't arrest you for drunk driving.
video card = your membership to Blockbuster.
driver = 1) the person in your group at the bar who isn't drinking. 2) a golf club used for long-distance shots.
video chat = talking with your friends about the movie you just watched.
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