my favorite humorous items

keyboard = that big piece of wood the gas station attached the bathroom key to so customers don't lose it.

mousepad = Mickey's house.

hard drive = trying to get your car up a hill after a blizzard.

modem = what you just did to the neighbors' lawns.

monitor = that kid in the hallway who makes sure all the other kids are in class.

spacebar = a tavern on Jupiter.

hard disc = the cause of your back problems. ...

...I'm not sure if I found a rope or lost my horse.

It's true! Read the article!

I may be schizophrenic, but at least we have each other.

I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21277463&topic_id=9780550&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_21277463&v=3

This is awesome!