FANG-TAN

I found something totally awesome, but I'm apparently not allowed to share weird moonspeak openly on the forum with the English fandom. So I'll just assume people are actually going to see this posted on this blog even though it's probably going to get pushed to the last page. lol

Some cool people over at Nico Nico Douga decided to take a random unrelated song and change the lyrics so it would be all about Pokemon Trainer Red from RGBY/GSC/FRLG/HGSS and his time as a master trainer on Mt. Silver. Let me just tell you that the voice they give him fits PERFECTLY (at least, it fits the image that a lot of Pokemon fans seem to have about him). The song is called "...Sou" (reference to the fact that Red doesn't talk that much).

YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crJPfB0KuIA

Nico Nico Douga
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10954985

Lyrics:

(Japanese)

その旅の経験だけで 全てを量ろうなんて
そんなのはお門違い、 笑わせないでよね
だけどたまには楽しいバトル 必要だと思うよ
気が済むまで僕だって 満足したいよ

目の前から消えていった 屈強なトレーナー達（あの人たち）
じりじりって燃える様な この感じがたまらない


ねぇ、激しいバトルが良いなら
僕をね もっと本気にさせて
逃げるなんて許さないよ
やっぱり君はその程度なんだ・・・


強いのもいいと思うけれど 可愛いのも嫌いじゃない
そんな僕の事を 伝説だと言うの？
無口だとか幽霊とか 言わせておけばいい
他人（ひと）の噂なんて 僕には意味がない

掌から融けていった この氷の粒みたいに
ぱらぱらって落ちる様な この冷たさたまらない

さぁ、バトルの結末見せてよ
君と僕とどっちが勝つの
16個の実力魅せてよ
本当に君は強いんだろう？


楽しいとか勝ちたいとか
所詮それは自己満足
そういうのを全部捨てて
本気でいいって思わせて

もう必中吹雪で良いでしょ
一体どこに不満があるの？
君の相棒を氷りづけ
だからね、ほらね、覚悟して

ダイヤモンドダストでもいいから
そのバトル最後まで続けて
どこまで行っても止まらない

だけどね、でもね、そろそろ限界

…… …… さむい

(English Google translation from YouTube because I'm too lazy to translate it myself)

My adventure is only of this journey
Shall I measure all of it, then?
That kind of thing's such a bad shot, so don't make me laugh, dude
Despite that sometimes having fun battles is necessary, I think
So until I am happy, I will want satisfaction
Right before my eyes, they disappeared, those losers
It's like I'm running out of patience and getting fired up
The feeling I have that will not yet die
Hey, if we could have some violent battles
Make me feel like this is the real thing
Running away is just unforgivable
Huh, so you really are like that after all...
Strong ones are good, I think; however, even if they're cute I don't mind them
When I'm like that will you say that I'm a legend?
You're too quiet" or "you're like a ghost", I think it's fine if we say that
People's gossip really has no meaning to me
Right from the palm of my hand, it melted away
The ice that seemed like just a few little chunks
It's like it's falling down, this coldness that will not yet die
So show me how the end of this battle will go!
You and I, which of us is gonna win?
I'll dazzle you with all sixteen of my true powers
You really are strong, aren't you?
This is fun, you know" "I wanna win, you know"
This is all self-satisfaction after all

Now that I've said that, throw everything away
This really is good", make me think that
You're already using Blizzard and that's just fine
What the hell do you have to complain about?
I'm your partner for now

So, hey, look, hey, you'd better get ready
Since it's okay even if you use Diamond Dust
Keep on going until the last moment of this battle
Wherever we're going, don't ever stop

Yeah, but, hey, look, hey, I think this might be my limit.....

...it's cold...............................

...samui.

*sigh* I want to see the English fandom make something awesome like this.