I doubt your bike is possessed by Satan. In fact, here's the top ten ways to tell whether or not your bike is possessed by Satan:
10: The tires go flat every time you ride past a church.
9: It seems to ride a little easier once every six hundred sixty-six miles.
8: The seat becomes particularly wobbly whenever you pray.
7: The front wheel is prone to turning suddenly in a way that sends you and the bike rolling into oncoming traffic.
6: Priests take one look at the bike and do everything they can to avoid you.
5: Every person you've ever said "Damn you" to has ended up sustaining a bike-related injury.
4: The bike seems to ride better if you sacrifice small animals to it before riding.
3: You've never been able to get the bike moving immediately after attending church.
2: You can never seem to find it whenever there's a particularly nasty car accident taking place.
1: The squeaks from the wheels almost sound like a voice saying "worship me".
Judas is the demon I cling to......
Maybe it's an Autobot trying to transform, but is too damaged. Or a Decepticon that was beat silly.
Yeah, what Kamex said.
Specifically, the back tire has gone flat three times. x_x
He probably meant that he's had a flat tire three times.
1. Two broken pedals
2. Broken handlebars
3. A wobbly seat
4. Three flat tires
...don't bikes only have two tires?
Nah, Budha is the one who like's to fuck with other people's bicycles.
Satan is more into people-possession and such.
It's your choice; I'm just saying that I had to put an effort to see what it is you typed. It's not invisible, but it's impractical. And hey, you might love whatever minor or major redesign you do!
I used Firefox for ages and I have NO IDEA why I didn't switch to Chrome sooner.
...But Safari still rocks.
I will never abandon Firefox. The add-ons and themes are too awesome.
Chrome is the best.
It's a lot faster :D
@Aviator Zero Just highlight the text.
Do I really have to change my blog colors? D=
1. Welcome to the greatest browser ever.
2. Please change the colors of your blog. Olive green text on navy blue background is hard to see.
29: Too lazy to explain, blah, if you want to know that bad, check my fanclub.
15: Im not really sure who I dislike the most. =<
36: Byran, James, Deven, Dan, Jacob. In real life at least. On here its SC, Thriller, minimag, and you, I guess.
42: Umm....I dunno. Sorry.
29, 15, 36, and 42. (42 was from a Random number generator)
Wow Hallow. o.o
22: Um...I forget. Some girl on the bus called me a freak and told me to get away a few years ago.
11: My old best friend Trever
33: Uhh...Im fairly nice?
47: Im not sure. That Ill fail 11th grade due to my laziness? But that probably wont happen.
18: Cute, nice, black hair, and....um...take a guess. xD
25: Hell if I know.
22, 11, 33, 47, 18, 25.
@Shiny Celebi Id go fucking crazy and buy like a billion things
@Derpeh Hoovez: Having to do homework -__-
@Feralize He has brownish blonde puffy hair, is a bit chubby, average height, blue eyes....
Oh wait, thats me.