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  1. Missingno. Master's Avatar
    I doubt your bike is possessed by Satan. In fact, here's the top ten ways to tell whether or not your bike is possessed by Satan:

    10: The tires go flat every time you ride past a church.

    9: It seems to ride a little easier once every six hundred sixty-six miles.

    8: The seat becomes particularly wobbly whenever you pray.

    7: The front wheel is prone to turning suddenly in a way that sends you and the bike rolling into oncoming traffic.

    6: Priests take one look at the bike and do everything they can to avoid you.

    5: Every person you've ever said "Damn you" to has ended up sustaining a bike-related injury.

    4: The bike seems to ride better if you sacrifice small animals to it before riding.

    3: You've never been able to get the bike moving immediately after attending church.

    2: You can never seem to find it whenever there's a particularly nasty car accident taking place.

    1: The squeaks from the wheels almost sound like a voice saying "worship me".
  2. Milo†icgirl McQüeen's Avatar
    Judas is the demon I cling to......
  3. Kyuuketsuki's Avatar
    Maybe it's an Autobot trying to transform, but is too damaged. Or a Decepticon that was beat silly.
  4. Super Seaking's Avatar
    Yeah, what Kamex said.

    Specifically, the back tire has gone flat three times. x_x
  5. Kamex's Avatar
    He probably meant that he's had a flat tire three times.
  6. Karisse's Avatar
    1. Two broken pedals
    2. Broken handlebars
    3. A wobbly seat
    4. Three flat tires


    ...don't bikes only have two tires?
  7. GatoRage's Avatar
    Nah, Budha is the one who like's to fuck with other people's bicycles.
    Satan is more into people-possession and such.
    Updated 1st August 2011 at 08:29 PM by GatoRage
  8. Aviator Zero's Avatar
    It's your choice; I'm just saying that I had to put an effort to see what it is you typed. It's not invisible, but it's impractical. And hey, you might love whatever minor or major redesign you do!
  9. Mr Metagross's Avatar
    I used Firefox for ages and I have NO IDEA why I didn't switch to Chrome sooner.

    ...But Safari still rocks.
  10. CrackFox's Avatar
    I will never abandon Firefox. The add-ons and themes are too awesome.
  11. Shiny Celebi's Avatar
    Chrome is the best.
  12. Oswin's Avatar
    It's a lot faster :D
    @Aviator Zero Just highlight the text.
  13. Super Seaking's Avatar
    Do I really have to change my blog colors? D=
  14. Aviator Zero's Avatar
    1. Welcome to the greatest browser ever.
    2. Please change the colors of your blog. Olive green text on navy blue background is hard to see.
  15. Ferbgor's Avatar
    Firefox Forever!!!
  16. Super Seaking's Avatar
    29: Too lazy to explain, blah, if you want to know that bad, check my fanclub.

    15: Im not really sure who I dislike the most. =<

    36: Byran, James, Deven, Dan, Jacob. In real life at least. On here its SC, Thriller, minimag, and you, I guess.

    42: Umm....I dunno. Sorry.
  17. Gomazou's Avatar
    29, 15, 36, and 42. (42 was from a Random number generator)
  18. Super Seaking's Avatar
    Wow Hallow. o.o

    22: Um...I forget. Some girl on the bus called me a freak and told me to get away a few years ago.

    11: My old best friend Trever

    33: Uhh...Im fairly nice?

    47: Im not sure. That Ill fail 11th grade due to my laziness? But that probably wont happen.

    18: Cute, nice, black hair, and....um...take a guess. xD

    25: Hell if I know.
  19. ChinYao's Avatar
    22, 11, 33, 47, 18, 25.
  20. Super Seaking's Avatar
    @Shiny Celebi Id go fucking crazy and buy like a billion things

    @Derpeh Hoovez: Having to do homework -__-

    @Feralize He has brownish blonde puffy hair, is a bit chubby, average height, blue eyes....

    Oh wait, thats me.
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