Sexiest pokemon

[Digi-Chocobo Mage]

This thread is where you can talk about who you think is the most sexiest pokemon. For me,the most sexiest pokemon is Machoke. When he flexes his muscles,I just swoon. :lx067:

[Barb]

This has to be the strangest thread topic ever. I suppose that humanoid types such as Machoke could be seen as sexy. However, after reading the Pern novels, which describe dragons mating in mid-air (they 'fly' each other), I'd have to say either Charizard or Dragonite. There is something inherently romantic--to me, anyway--about riding a dragon with someone you love.

[birdboy2000]

Altaria is sexiest... It's the cloud-wings. (And slender draconic body.)

[TruthLoveAndTheStarsAbove]

What a strange topic! *giggles*
Anywho, I recon... Persian. Very sexy eyes...

[jigglysama]

Slaking. It just looks so sexy lying on the floor all the time!

[BookThrower]

This is a weird topic. But I have to say Charizard with those big wings gives it a sexy egde.

[creepy_kecleon]

I remember a topic like this in Newgrounds, heh
Sexiest Pokemon is skitty!
(Meowths are soooo lucky!)

[Luna Tiger]

Mewtwo's the sexiest thing on two legs.

[Kthleen]

I suggest you all read this interesting thread (http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=71196). I would like to know your thoughts on it (yes, it's directly related to this topic... kind of...).

And I can't say that I think of any Pokémon as sexy.

Barb: That would be interesting if Dragon Pokémon Impressed people like the Pernese dragons. I do wonder what it would be like for the 11-12 year-old trainers of a Dragon in heat, though....

[Crystal Clair]

One of the sexiest Pokemon is Tropius. I think it's slender, graceful body and that little hat it wears makes it sexay.

[Misty]

This has to be the strangest thread topic ever.

Concurred.

Um... Jynx? :O I dunno.

[Haine]

I would say, None.

[Kasumi]

Are you serious? o_O; I would say there are cute and beautiful pokémon, but I wouldn't go as far as saying one is sexy.

[Barb]

Barb: That would be interesting if Dragon Pokémon Impressed people like the Pernese dragons. I do wonder what it would be like for the 11-12 year-old trainers of a Dragon in heat, though....

We know that Pokémon bond with their owners, but maybe not as dragons do with humans on Pern. I could see the two being linked, however. Ash's Charizard found a potential mate in Charla in the valley, which was mid-Johto (if memory serves me correctly) and by that time there were plenty of shipping hints for Ash and Misty in the animé.

[Roses Ablaze]

I can kinda see how a pokemon would be sexy in the sense that it would be the "image" pokemon for a hot human, but... *isn't all that fond of bestiality or whatever that word is*

I can see charizard or Houndoom as being sexy in that sense.

EDIT: I don't really mind love or mild physical attraction, but the thought of humans humping pokemon is just...ehhh...

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

The sexiest Pokémon Trainer is Karen. As far as sexy goes for Pokémon...Ninetails, possibly. It has a certain aura of elegance to it...it's tails make it sexy.

[Eevee]

well, me, of course. I mean, just look at that avatar. totally hot.

(this thread needs more agnph links)

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

I think Eevee and its Eeveelutions are sexy in some degree lol.

[TRF-chan]

*Stares*

...

WTF. XDDDD

Anyway, I don't really think I'd go so far as to call it 'sexy', but I do think Ninetails is rather beautiful.

[fruitsmoothierevenge]

EDIT: I don't really mind love or mild physical attraction, but the thought of humans humping pokemon is just...ehhh...

heehee, reminds me of an icon I made... if you use, please credit.

[creepy_kecleon]

Mawile and Sneasle are sexy too!=)

[KoalaDevourer]

Three sexiest Pokemon EVER:

-Camerupt
-Tentacruel
-Wailord

Wailord is teh s00p4h pimp. Sex with Skitty makes it sex master.

Tentacruel is Hentai on the sea. That's probably why Misty wants one so bad.

And Camerupt... Oh Camerupt! Look at it's name. Came and Erupt. Two dirty words already. It's got a hump. It learns Explosion and Eruption. ACK! Sexual innuendos at critical levels!

I can post my "How to pick up chicks as a Camerupt" guide if you people want.

[birdboy2000]

(Unreplicatable name, or maybe it really is ????), that amused me WAY too much.

And no one's mentioned Mareep? I thought we had more Aussies here... (Duckhide)

[KoalaDevourer]

^_^;;

My name is in Japanese, so you'll need the Japanese language settings on your OS to read it.

[Dark Espeon]

Uh...I don't know. I can't think of any sexy Pokemon...coughGardevoiriskindahotcough...:-D

[Alakazam]

Uh, I guess Sabrina's Alakazam....but I'd hardly notice, what with the trainer around....

[Nekusagi]

If Persian were a guy, he'd be HAWT.
This is weird, considering I'm a Persian hater to the core.

[Mosaic]

Jynx by FAR. :P

[Evil Figment]

Human form Latias :)

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

Milotic is sexy. That long, beautiful, slender tail...gorgeous. I guess it is more beautiful than "sexy", but Milotic definitly is worth mentioning.

[Team Rocket grunt Kay]

LOL
machoke is pretty sexy
but id definatly say charizard. he could protect me, that fire breathing beast:lx006:
or now that i think of it i really like James. hes a person however:james:

[Jax Malcolm]

Barboach.

(A cheer goes out to the people who actually get it. A "don't ask" goes out to those of you who don't.)

[Kthleen]

Barboach.

(A cheer goes out to the people who actually get it. A "don't ask" goes out to those of you who don't.)http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=4250&stc=1
Blackjack Gabbiani's.
She R0X0RZ.

^Does it have to do with that?

[Jax Malcolm]

Yes, it would. And indeed she does.

Just curious, though, because I can't remember. Didn't that have some origins on Pokemopolis?

[Blackjack Palazzo]

Honestly, I'm not sure. I've also seen it on DeviantArt (although admittedly, the artist goes to Pokemopolis, but not very often)

[groudon999]

i would say Manyula is the sexiest because of the mame.

[KoalaDevourer]

Clefairy is super jailbait.

I mean, look at it's movepool. Charm. Sweet Kiss. Follow Me.

All a pedo needs to do is wave around some Rare Candy and lure it into his car and BAM! Front page of tomorrow's Pokemon Times.

[Dark Espeon]

OMFG that's hilarious :lol:! Clefairy the pink hoe =O...*rolls on the floor laughing*

[Sunkern_lover]

er, Pikachu?
guess Pikachu is sexy, hahaha!

[Hanatori]

>I mean, look at it's movepool. Charm. Sweet Kiss. Follow Me.

Oooh. I never did look at it in that way before. XD

The sexiest Pokemon around? That would be Magnemite.

...if you get the joke, then you are (or were) probably a member of the PASBL. =P

[Punk]

I love these thread.
lets see um Hitmonchan...

[The Dude]

Muk. No, just kidding! Actually, Flygon is sexy. And Wigglytuff.

[Pie]

Ditto.

Think about it for a second.

[Zeta]

Yes. Ditto can become the ideal physical mate for any species on the face of the planet.

[FabuVinny]

Just look at it go in the Daycares. My FireRed Ditto must be one of the horniest Pokémon in the world!

[Archaic]

Latias (Human Form)?
Gardevoir?

[Saironi]

Are you serious? o_O; I would say there are cute and beautiful pokémon, but I wouldn't go as far as saying one is sexy.
I agree. Miolic is beautiful, though.

[shinylapras]

^Lapras is not *sexy* but beautiful anyway. Hehe...Ditto can be sexy...XD

[moonshane]

its :rs152: absol its cool en sexy

[Yacob]

Whoa! Pokemon are sexy?

None, I guess...

[Meriah]

OH TANGELA, WHIP ME SENSELESS WITH YOUR MANY VINES!

...I'm kidding e_e

Okay, back to the thread: I'd say some Pokémon, like Ninetales and Gardevoir, can be interpreted as sexy. They are elegant and beautiful. The only Pokémon I find to actually be sexy though is Mewtwo. What a strange creature he is. Depending on how you look at him, he's either downright hideous, or attractive o_O Blame it on the eyes...

[toisesquad]

This thread is disgusting

Then again, Chansey lol

(Only cause its most related to Nurse Joy :awww: )

[Akerin]

I don't find this thread to be all that awkward, actually.

When I see a real wolf, one of the first things I think is "wow, he/she's sexy!"
It doesn't mean I want to *cough* ..you know.... I just think they look absoloutly, undeniably gorgeous, and saying "beautiful" just doesn't cut it for me. ^^ Sexy is like beautiful x10.

As for Pokemon, I'd have to say Lugia. I've adored him ever since the 2nd movie. XD

[Kveran]

"Sexy is like beautiful x10."

That's how I initially took this topic as well. People describe things like sports cars or, hell, Defense stats as "sexy." The word's being used to describe attractiveness in general, not just in a sexual way.

On that note, or however note you want to take it, I'm with Akerin. Lugia tops my list; he's one of the few reasons that I'm still in this fandom. Where's that blushing emoticon again?

[Sceptile726]

I don't really hold any attraction to any poke, unless it's a female Sceptile...:blush:

There are many pokemon that I would find elegant or graceful. Ninetales, Lapras, Articuno, Altaria, and Gardevoir

[*Colette*]

The sexiest pokemon is Mewtwo. He is so tough and mysterious ;P My friend has had a crush on him. Really! I like his deep, calm voice and smart opinion about the world and about life.

No, I'm not a pervert XD

[ImJessieTR]

Mewtwo, Lugia, Rayquaza, Persian, Entei, Suicune, Articuno

... as "beauty x 10" of course. :D

[Radical_Edward]

Cacturne*nodnod* scarecrow/cactus/humanoids just turn me on.(though Salamence is a close second,thinking back to Anne McCaffery lit.)

[Fuoorin]

I'd say some quatroped pokemon like : Bayleaf, Umbreon and my favorite, Espeon.Oh, and like Archaic said before, even Latias(human form too)^^

[Carrieattheprom]

Umbreon and Espeon. Espeon is beautiful and elegant. Umbreon is dark and mysterious. :lx196: :lx197:


What a funny thread! I can't stop laughing!

[Unregistered]

i belive that blaziken are the sexiest pokemon ever

[Ket Makura]

Well...either MewTwo, because if you look at his face, his eyes are very similar to Giovanni's, or Persian. Persian is all lithe and slinky and elegant...would not want to hump either, though.

[Kai_Khizer]

I think Butterfree...

[kokiri]

I don't know just how desperate you people are, and maybe I don't want to know. I try to stick to HUMANS!

[balbasuar]

Hi um... i dont think of pokemon as sexy! i just think there cute and cuddley! but my favorite pokemon is pikachu! just not saxy though sorry! *ehehe* well um thank you and good-bye.

[balbasuar]

im not into pokemon one bit! as crush wise! i'll stick to people! THANK YOU! these people are wired who have cruh's on pokemon, bye.

[Blackjack Palazzo]

Don't double post.

[watergod]

Well there's Gardevoir, all the Eeveelutions except Jolteon and Furret. Once you start talking about anthros though, that opens up a whole set of new possibilities.

[Articuno]

Lugia ofcourse, my partner is a Lugia and he's very sexy =) Also Rukario is very nice.. and Pidgeot. I'm more into birds than anything, Swellow gives off a sexy look with it's eyes.

[*Orion*]

Ahhh... so many. :-D

Gardevoir is my first favorite in this regard. She's awfully hot. Best legs of all Pokémon. She swiped through the ranks and made it in my Top 10 in such a short time it isn't funny. Fan Art helped. ;-)

Then would be Bellossom. My most favorite Poké. I always wonder what's below that petal skirt. XD

Others include, but aren't limited to: Mawile, Miltank, Latias, Gorebyss, Kirlia, etc. :-D

[Valie]

Hmm...

The only Pokémon that I consider to be sexy are Mewtwo, Lucario and Gardevoir. Mewtwo has gorgeous eyes, Lucario has a sexy voice, and Gardevoir is...well... nicely shaped.

The following Pokémon I consider to be beautiful, but not sexy: Dragonair, Articuno, the Eeveelutions, Rapidash, Persian, Milotic, Ninetales, Vulpix, Swellow, etc.

Ninetales are nice as anthros... :::sweatdrop:::

[Avalon]

Eh... don't get me started o_o;;

Mewtwo, Lucario, Blaziken, Ninetales, Charizard (much to my girlfriend's dismay), Flareon... I could keep going, especially if I included anthros...

... Also, it's horrible that my first post is on this thread ^_^;;

[Articuno]

Guess what, my first post was also on this thread!!!! I forgot to include Suicune in the list, I really like female ones, they are absolutly gorgeous creatures. It's strange because I'm not really into anything but birds..

[rossachu]

This is crazy! I hold out for Nuzleaf. Somehow it arouses me. Recarding its pokedex entry who, apart from Ash's Corphish, would tweak its nose?

[Zap]

How could you think of that I have to say none.

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

Sexy is such a vague term...

Does it mean "makes me horny" or "has a sex appeal" or "it's badass and cool"?

*goes to urbandictionary* lol

EDIT: I was hoping my 100th post would be something more...enlightening?

[Roses Ablaze]

I once had a wet dream about a mermaid, so vaporeon or milotic?

[DiamondBOI]

i think Psyduck is sexy i guess.....lol

[KuribohChamp]

Gardevoir sort of reminds me of a girl wearing one of the Gatchaman/Battle of the planets costumes.

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

You know, I'm suprised that Jynx wasn't mentioned. After all, we all KNOW what it was supposed to be modeled after right? *sarcasm* lol

[FabuVinny]

Well, Brock didn't seem to think so.
Though come to think of it, Jynx does seem to be stereotyped as flirtatious.
http://i1.tinypic.com/skvolg.jpg

[Dragon Master]

I would have to say that the sexiest Pokemon is Aggron. That steel all around him is so cool.

[Unregistered]

i think jynx is rly sexy. that blonde hair, those juicy lips... those big boobs! YUM!!! i bet there's a nice pussy waiting 4 me under that skirt. i bet u were thinkin about gettin this super hot one in bed, too!

[Unregistered]

i think jynx is rly sexy. that blonde hair, those juicy lips... those big boobs! YUM!!! i bet there's a nice pussy waiting 4 me under that skirt. i bet u were thinkin about gettin this super hot one in bed, too! Oh, ya. id stick my tongue inside BOTH pairs of lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unregistered]

jynx is definitely the hottest. She's a blonde, has kissable lips, and a nice pair of boobs. Shes da shiznit. anyway, im sure u agree. if u put me in a room with a girl(or pokemon, to be specific) as fine as this for 1 minute, id come out with kiss marks and seamin all over me, baby! I think jynx makes the number 1 pokemon sex idol. id like to get in her skirt. Really. Whoever made this pokemon did a great job of it if they were tryin to make men HORNY!!!!!!! i had a wet dream about one of these dolls, and i get wood whenever i see one! if pokemon were real, this one would be under my sheets ALL NIGHT LONG, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

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[TIMMY!!!!!!]

they totally screwed up my make-a-large-snorlax-out-of-smaller-snorlaxes:(

[TIMMY!!!!!!!]

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[Will H.]

I'd have to say that the sexiest pokemon for me are:

Pidgeot

Kadabra/Alakazam

Golduck

Machoke

And of course...Mewtwo...

[jackisthemasterofwater]

*blinks a few times* Rage of the evil guest! Anyway... *pokes Squirtle*

[RBYGSCRSFRLGEPD]

I have no personal ones, but...this thread made me think of Gardevoir, but only because of those comics on PokéSho...*Shakes head*

[mcscott90]

There's LOADS I find sexy, so I'll just list as many as I can think of:

Bulbasaur
Charizard
Lickitung (just imagine it licking you all over...)
Goldeen
Ditto
Feraligatr
Smoochum
Miltank
Kirlia
Gardevoir

...theres a few more too, but I'm not too good with the names of the newer ones. I'm just glad I found a board like this, it's something I'm really into.

[NoodleChefKyle]

This is definitely a very controversial topic. I'd have to say...

Butterfree
Golduck
Dewgong
Starmie (though it has no gender)
Dragonair
Noctowl (look into those eyes)
Espeon
Misdreavus
Breloom
Delcatty
Medicham
Bellossom (not necessarily sexy, but so damn cute!)
Milotic
Chierimu (new one)
And, of course, Latias (not just her human form)

[Clancy the Comma Lord]

I'd have to go with Tentacruel, Tanglea and Lickitung. Blatently all made for kinky sex.

Then again, if you look at Diglett and Dugtrio...*guttermind*

[*Jasmine*]

Hehe,

The sexiest is Rukario. I would love to hug him and kiss him everywhere.

Sometimes my mind is so..umm... dirty.

Hahahaha!

[Topaz Kitsune]

Golduck. For some unexplainable reason, I find Golduck sexy.

[Khion Shinsei]

Mine is Wailord...tis so big and smooth :D *rotf*

[michan]

Sounansu, of course.
Perushian's not that bad either.

[Ludispheal]

the eeveelutions are good but....after reading this thread, I'm staring to think about likitung.

and haryama a little bit, too.

[Scrye-Maple]

Hitmonlee, I guess.

[ANinyMouse]

Gardevoir. Nice and smooth, slender, innocent... wait, what the hell am I talking about?!

[Vycksta]

Sneasel, obviously. Although I wouldn't bang her, just glomp her to bits and squee like the obsessed nutter I am.

Mentions to Persian, Misdreavus, Latias and Zapdos.

[*Jasmine*]

Sneasel, obviously. Although I wouldn't bang her, just glomp her to bits and squee like the obsessed nutter I am.

Awwww..... you like Sneasel, how sweet^^ I have a crush on pokemon too, you see? You are not lonely! *hugs*

[Vycksta]

Awwww..... you like Sneasel, how sweet^^ I have a crush on pokemon too, you see? You are not lonely! *hugs*To say I like Sneasel is a bit of an understatement. ^^ *beams* She's been my favourite since she was first introduced and to me she's always looked sexy, but I wouldn't bang her as I said. To me that's a difference. (:

[Another Fan]

Well, okay, been holding this in way to long. Seeing as the thread is with similiar obsevations, this won't be out of place.

Nosepass is a pokemon very very easy to put in an erotic situation. Especially with Roxanne.

[Pokémon Trainer Matt]

Haha, my friends and I decided one day that Lickitung is the sexiest Pokémon. Just a joke, of course...

[Wiil]

Well that INCREDIBLY long tongue must me a plus. Right?

[Dark Fire]

Arbok is easily the sexiest pokemon in the series.
Houndoom are hawt as well xP

[Bozo]

:197:

Without a doubt, umbreon is the most spakin sexiest pokemon ever made. Look at its dark beauty, its elegance. Yes, Umbreon it is.

[Ihfrett]

I'll have to go with Charmelion.

[Ratochu]

Eevee is the sexiest ^_^

[Habunake]

Korobooshi is now the end all be all sexiest.

[Neko Godot]

Gardevoir is the sexiest. In fact, by using an action replay, I taught it stockpile, swallow, and spit up...

lolz sexual innuendo ftw

[Neko Godot]

Gardevoir is the sexiest. In fact, by using an action replay, I taught it stockpile, swallow, and spit up...

lolz sexual innuendo ftw

[Paperfairy]

Feebas.

[Ihfrett]

Sharpedo

[pkmn Trainer Zach]

Gardevoir is the sexiest. In fact, by using an action replay, I taught it stockpile, swallow, and spit up...

lolz sexual innuendo ftw

LMFAO

[joseph_loves_latias!]

I am a big latias lover in her pokemon form! ^^ now latias is what I call sexy!

I love her alot!

[Typhlosion In Repose]

Gardevoir is the sexiest. In fact, by using an action replay, I taught it stockpile, swallow, and spit up...

lolz sexual innuendo ftw

Gotta go with gardevoir!
although, sometimes, in the right light, muk looks kind of... never mind.

[RABicle]

please leave furries.

[Rayne]

That was sorta uncalled for, plus I really don't think there were any furries here in the first place.

I just don't want anything to escalate or get anyone's feeling hurt, so let's keep away from flamebaits ok?
If you really don't appreciate what this topic is about, don't come here, simple as that.

[/-MaStErTrAiNeR-\DaRkNeSs]

I can't really picture a pokemon being sexy but being cute yes.




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[blackhole2328]

Milotic-it is just sexy.

[darklord]

I would totally have an Entei or CHARIZARD do me

[Dark Espeon]

There are quite a few sexy Pokémon, including Gardevoir, Lucario, Milotic and Rozureido. ^^

[Miyuutsuu]

Sexiest Pokemon so far for me?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Miyuutsuu/IMG_000198.pngThis guy!

[Neko Godot]

Mimiroppu is friggin HAWT!

[Dark Espeon]

Mimiroppu is friggin HAWT!

WTF is a Mimiroppu? A new Poke? o_o

[banette_puppet]

dont think any pokemon is sexy but cute yes

especially if it was a well groomed flareon.

[Misty]

Mimiroppu is friggin HAWT!
mimiroppu is scary as hell.

... >.> <.< I'd tap it though.

[Pilaf]

This is a weird topic. But anyway... I suppose Latias could be called sexy (not just when transformed) and maybe Bayleef/Meganium.

[Mitler]

Koffing.

[Bath]

Eevee And sandslash make me warm <33

[pikachu21]

who I think is a nice looking Pokemon is Hitmonlee because he has muscles.

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[archer9234]

who I think is a nice looking Pokemon is Hitmonlee because he has muscles.

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lol, I guess so, if your a women.

[Duskmissor]

Entei!

His mane flowing in the wind...
The long puffy ears...
His majesty bearing when he stops on the edge of a cliff and stares at you without moving his head a milimeter...
His roaring crossing the mountains and making the volcanos to erupt...

*drools*

Sorry... I'll swab all this mess quickly... *swabs-swabs-swabs with grace*

[Typhlosion In Repose]

how about... female machamp.

[NoodleChefKyle]

how about... female machamp.

There's not much of a difference between Machamp's male and female sprites.

[Archaic]

WTF is a Mimiroppu? A new Poke? o_o

Mimiroppu is, quite literally, a bunny girl. It's ability, "Cute Charm", makes anyone who attacks it physically fall in love with it. It also wiggles its chest and hips when you release it as it's animation. This happens with both the male and female forms.

[Æsahættr™]

mmm...sounds schmexy
I'd have to say Lucario. I saw the movie...oooh...

[Ash's Pika Pal]

Yeah,Lucario would be my choice. IMO it's the "sexiest".

[sangajin]

I'd have to say kirlia, she just looks nice in that miniskirt.

[Shinohara]

Well, haven't seen anything like this before.

But, Lucario or Machamp.

[Crystal Clair]

I updated my list
Blaziken - he has such a cute face and a nice body
Pidgey - those eyes
Pidgeotto - so young but so big
Pidgeot - that mane is very elegant
Tropius - sexy neck and sexy hat
Buoysel - so handsome
Rukushio - nuff said
Rentorer - ditto to above and Rentorer is such a sexy name.
Scizor - that sleek, slim look
Scyther - such a sexy face
Neorant - easily one of the sexiest. I could easily hit it to him. If it weren't for Buoysel, I'd definitely have him on my team.

[xRubyx]

Absol is soooooooo SEXY!! lol

[Princess Ketchum]

hmmm Pikachu,Mew,Metwo,Charizard and ash;s pokemon

[Selendomono]

Well I dont realy see pokemon as sexy but i always thought gardevoir was rather charismatic

oh and for you idiots who want pokemon to make it with you charismatic means realy realy hot in other words sexy lol ^-^

[Selendomono]

Just look at it go in the Daycares. My FireRed Ditto must be one of the horniest Pokémon in the world!

lol

[Steelia]

One that comes to mind first is Milotic... Though I would say Milotic is more a "beautiful" Pokemon, if anything...

But Absol... Whooo. And Emuritto... :P
Mawile also takes the cake... Very enticing eyes.
Gardevoir is more on the borderline of "beautiful" and "cute," not exactly "sexy", but very "elegant"........

Strangest Pokemon topic in these here parts, mate. Very. Very.

[Random Rush]

How ghey.... Why would you want to look at not only animated porn also known as hentai, but a fictional creature? I'm sorry but you seriously need help for those of you who glomp and gaze at this kind of stuff. Go have fun with your collection of Pokemon games and Poke' stuffed animals you sick fools.

[sangajin]

Douches (like random rush) are not welcome to comment on this thread.

[Barney and Friends]

Hey kids! "Sexy" isnt a word kids your age should be using, lets use more appropriate words, like pretty, or neat! Sincere Hugs!

[Khris]

Well maybe becuase your your barney you think that way, but Kindergardeners you worst language than that these days. I do agree with you somewhat though.

[Barney and Friends]

Well, lil' buddy, its ok to have your own opinions, like when my producers saw me rapeing a cat, they said it was wrong......No,no, nevermind what Barney just said. He was a little high on the goods stuff...... da..... never mind! sincere hugs Barney!

[Steelia]

Douches (like random rush) are not welcome to comment on this thread.

Hear, hear. Seems that some people don't have a sense of humor... Seriousness has become common in this troubled age. Can't we all just get along?

Anyway, another would have to be Latias... A cute Pokemon, more so, though. Would be great to have her happiness when you walk through your door on a bummed day. XP

[Barney and Friends]

If Barney has to choose he would choose pichu as the prettiest (not the sexiest you potty mouths!)

[Coat Of Wobbuffet]

Gardevoir is the most pretty pokemon ive ever seen. I love that haircut it got too! (lol ive got it too)

[sangajin]

I know a lad who's hair looks like gardevoirs, so i call him gardevoir lol.

[Mukubird]

^Does he know waht Gardevior is?

Starly is teh sexy XD.

[GuitarHero]

Skarmory is: Sleek/Sexy/Elegant, me thinks

[SUPEREPIC]

I would say Aerodactyl, just cause it's a purple dinosaur, and I find them very sexy.

[sangajin]

^Does he know waht Gardevior is?

Starly is teh sexy XD.

yes, he does.

[Farfetcher]

Altaria is sexy with his sleek body and puffy wings, no?

You know the fanbase is devoted when the're dicussing teh sexiest Pokemon

[SEXYEDDiE]

The sexiest Pokemon has to be Mimilop. Come on, it's booty is on the J. LO scale!:lol:

[xRubyx]

Absol is sexy because he's a bad boy ;P

[Kirasu]

....

People would actually consider some Pokemon to be sexy?
I love Pokemon myself but i never really perceive any attractive/sexually appealing...

Though when you think about Absol.......

[NutriSweet]

Miltank sexifies all other Pokemon.

[mogaly]

What the hell is wrong with all of you? how come no one ever says Gardevoir? If given the opportunity, I'd be plowing Gardevoir before you could say bobs your uncle!!!!

[Turbo]

What's wrong with ALL of you? Pokemon aren't supposed to be sexy! Neither are Digimon, but look at all those Renamon hentai pics!

[Daigoro]

look at all those Renamon hentai pics!
No thanks, I'd rather not.

And I don't think any Pokemon looks sexy either, just cool or pretty looking - Metagross is coolest, and Gardevoir is most beautiful, in my opinion.

[LibertyxIsxLove]

This just seems kind of...sick to me.

But, if I had to, I'd choose Glameow. Not that I'm attracted to them, I just think they're pretty.

[mogaly]

its not for real, its just if was mandatory to sexify a pokemon, which would you prefer?

[The Incarnation ポケモン]

^ I won't report you (though someone else might, and a mod might just drop by and see anyway), but links to adult sites are generally not okay for posting.

On topic: Typhlosion, Jolteon, and Milotic (and maybe Lucario and Charizard) for me. <3

[ゲッソ]

Raichuu.OH YA! look at those curves!That tails oh so SEXY~ :0

[GrimaH]

Miltank. I always misread the name as Milf-tank.

[ゲッソ]

Miltank. I always misread the name as Milf-tank.

LOL XD Are you joking or serious...?

[xMasterJuicex]

Of course its Misdreavus withs its crazy awesome hair and their little neck less

[Luis92]

All Pokemon are ho's to Lucario!

[llxwarbirdxll]

Ditto. Shapeshifting ftw.

[xRubyx]

Lattios is freaking sexy!! ;P

[Gandavien]

What the hell is wrong with all of you? how come no one ever says Gardevoir? If given the opportunity, I'd be plowing Gardevoir before you could say bobs your uncle!!!!

I agree.

[icer]

These Pokemon are sexy [well, sort of]
Emperuto
Machoke [why is its evo so ugly?]
Arcanine
Mewtwo [the eyes!]
Latios

Most beautiful Pokemon: definitely Ninetales, but it's a feminine grace/beauty

[Luis92]

Lucario
Blaziken
Heracross
Scizor
Steelix
Lugia are most def. sexi

[The Third Mew]

Jynx definetely. Just kidding. Jynx with her purple skin is kinda gross.


Let me think... Perhaps Latias in human form...

Mew is more cute then sexy...

Perhaps... Medicham? Yes... Hot... Humanlike... And she knows martial arts...

[mogaly]

UPDATE! My new list of um... unhealthy attractions... I guess thats what I could call it: Gardevoir, Latias, Ninetails and magnamite. Just kidding on the magnamite.

[The Third Mew]

Ninetails? You cant play grabass with Ninetails, caus youl get cursed 'n all....

And Latias in human or Pokémon form? Because in Pokémon form, its kindof weird...

P.S: If you a male humps a Pokémon, will there be an egg or will the mother get pregnant?

[Moulinoski]

O_o

W.T.F.?!

o_O

[uluuu]

My Bunneary evolved the other day, I think Lopunny was designed for this question. It's all curvy and feminine. It's hard for me to sexualize Pokemon, though.

(god, nice first post. >__<)

[Kefle]

This is the weirdest topic ever!!!! Hmm...I would have to say Pachirisu

[mogaly]

Ninetails? You cant play grabass with Ninetails, caus youl get cursed 'n all....

And Latias in human or Pokémon form? Because in Pokémon form, its kindof weird...

P.S: If you a male humps a Pokémon, will there be an egg or will the mother get pregnant?

pffffffffft Human form? No way! Latias as Latias in pokemon form! otherwise I would have said bianca. And I didn't! Ninetales won't curse ya if she knows what your doing... yeah I'll go with that. And My guess is no pregnancy or eggs or whathaveyou.

[Blackjack Palazzo]

Except that Bianca isn't Latias. Latias in human form is still Latias.

[Grass_Master]

Flannery and Purple-Ghost-Lady and Jasmine are the hottest Gym Leaders... Actually, almost all of the female ones are hot... Too bad they're not pokemon.

[iPoké]

The sexiest Pokemon? It's got to be Ditto. It can turn into anything you want.

<insert perverted comments involvingthe things I can do with ditto here>

And that's why ditto is the sexiest.

[llxwarbirdxll]

Did anyone mention Tentacruel yet?

[Kasedilla]

^ I'm sure someone has. ;>.>

But yes:

Probopass = SEXIEST POKEMON EVER. Oh god yes. That mustache just turns me on so bad... and that nose... oooh, I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it. Mmmm yeah baby~ *sticks hands down pants*

...

Uh... yeah... I'll have you guys know that wasn't serious in the least. D:
I honestly can't understand how people can find Pokemon sexy. 'Cause uh... yeah: One, they're not real, and two, even if they were, doing a Pokemon would probably be the equivalent of bestiality, which is... umm... no. ._.;

[llxwarbirdxll]

I dunno... That Tentacruel makes me wish I was a girl. ;3

[mogaly]

^ I'm sure someone has. ;>.>

But yes:

Probopass = SEXIEST POKEMON EVER. Oh god yes. That mustache just turns me on so bad... and that nose... oooh, I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it. Mmmm yeah baby~ *sticks hands down pants*

...

Uh... yeah... I'll have you guys know that wasn't serious in the least. D:
I honestly can't understand how people can find Pokemon sexy. 'Cause uh... yeah: One, they're not real, and two, even if they were, doing a Pokemon would probably be the equivalent of bestiality, which is... umm... no. ._.;

For crying out loud! this forum is "Which pokemon is sexy" not "What pokemon would you have sex with" READ THE DAMN NAME FIRST!!!

Also, what's wrong with bestiality if it isn't rape?

[iPoké]

Ditto can still transform into any of these Pokemon you find so sexy, and can ransform into anyone(or anything else) you find sexy as well. That's why it's ditto for me.

[Kriegsaffe No. 9]

For the female touch, Gardevoir is really weirdly hot. Mismagius has a witchy charm to it. Cubone has that "woe is me" thing going in. And Hitmonlee wears a skirt. That's bishie, at least, if not bishoujo per se.

Re: the maleness. Tentacruel is tentacular and kicked a lot of ass when it was gigantic; MewTwo is, uh, MewTwo, and there's no stopping that. Also, Kadabra.

The muscleheads aren't that attractive.

[The Third Mew]

Tyrannitar...

Me: Oh.. yeah... give me some of that!
Tyrannitar: RAAAAAAAAARGH!
Me: Lets make love again!
Tyrannitar: RAAAAAARGH!

[The Master of All Pokemon]

Clefairy is super jailbait.

I mean, look at it's movepool. Charm. Sweet Kiss. Follow Me.

All a pedo needs to do is wave around some Rare Candy and lure it into his car and BAM! Front page of tomorrow's Pokemon Times.

i can imagine it now-wild clefairy raped by pokepedophile!!!

Dun-dun

[lonepichu]

Lopunny has the playboy thing going on...

However Gallade just wins the smexy contest.

[TragicTheDragon]

Sexiest Pokemon? Oh, definately Dunsparce. Bahahahahaha!!! :sweatlol:

Seriously, with the introduction of Paris the Bunny (Lopunny), it's like they were asking us to discuss this issue. Absol and Lucario are pretty hot. (Hey, I'm a "Secret of N.I.M.H." fangirl; that already makes me borderline Furry by default. :uhoh: )

Ditto can still transform into any of these Pokemon you find so sexy, and can ransform into anyone(or anything else) you find sexy as well. That's why it's ditto for me.

Quoted for truth. Rawr. :XD2:

[Magma Krystal]

mewtwo.

[bombtrac]

I personally perfer humens but i would have to say Slugma, oh ya!

[iPoké]

Lopunny has the playboy thing going on...



She's not that hot once you've seen her in Pokemon Card form. On the otherhand, the TCG made such an ugly creature like Magmortar look awsome.

[Altoeevees]

Absol andSwelloow...oh those Swellows.....

[Toushiro]

Lopunny. Simple as that.

[Demor]

Dragon pokemon >.> ok charizard isnt really a dragon type but it counts :p
They just have a mysterious aura of power around em (ok most of them *pokes Gible*)

also Mawile 2 mouths double the fun? ;)

[Typhlosion In Repose]

Dragon pokemon >.> ok charizard isnt really a dragon type but it counts :p
They just have a mysterious aura of power around em (ok most of them *pokes Gible*)

also Mawile 2 mouths double the fun? ;)

You can just keep that "Other Mouth" as far away from me as possible!!!

For me, gotta be Gardevoir. It's always bugged me that its egg is amorphous and not human-like... as in some of those pokesho comics (blushes)


I don't know... that purugly in the corner has been eyeing me in a very strange way. I'm starting to get uncomfortable... (leaves)

[Pikapi]

Uh... I suppose I'd say Luxray.

[Demor]

You can just keep that "Other Mouth" as far away from me as possible!!!

For me, gotta be Gardevoir. It's always bugged me that its egg is amorphous and not human-like... as in some of those pokesho comics (blushes)


I don't know... that purugly in the corner has been eyeing me in a very strange way. I'm starting to get uncomfortable... (leaves)

What its just like a crocodiles mouth can be used to crush steel pipes or used to errrrm... carry baby Mawiles to a safe place (pfwew that was close :P)

Meh tbh I would rather have a male Gardevoir then a female one :p same with Lopunny they are ''sexy'' but nothing beats a feminine male pokemon ^_^

[Dgreen]

Lopunny for sure
:dodgy:
http://i9.tinypic.com/4kvufdu.jpg

[Hubologist]

Milotic! :D

[Æsahættr™]

Not "sexy" per se, but Gallade is very...Dashing.

[Bobster]

Slowpoke FTW!

[Shadow_Chaos]

Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Froslass are the best for me!!!

[The Lucario Trainer]

Ninetails.

[Tsu4444]

I think Lickitung is the sexiest of them all... His long, wet tongue... It makes me shudder just thinking about it~ :B

[Asterio]

This topic scares the living fuck out of me.

I don't think any pokes are sexy.

[Blackjack Palazzo]

So don't post in it.

[Satoshi Ketchum]

I liek teh mudkips! fap fap

Sorry, it needed to be said. How strongly are you guys using the word sexy?

[Ganondorf]

Agreed, that needs some explanation.

[Silverwynde]

To me, Palkia is "teh sexy". Seriously, the first time I laid eyes on Palkia..... Oooooh. :)~

Okay, I admit it, I'm a freak. :lol:

[Ganondorf]

Ok then, I like Gardenvoir and Lopunny, she's just so cudly.

[UtterAddict]

I'm not sexually attracted to Pokemon but I have called one I found really cool sexy before...I can't remember what it was now. In that case, I consider Dialga very sexy. Lucario and Gallade are nice. Latios is awesome...
Whoever designed Lopunny was definitely on crack.XD

[Ralli]

I'm not sexually attracted to Pokemon but I have called one I found really cool sexy before...I can't remember what it was now. In that case, I consider Dialga very sexy. Lucario and Gallade are nice. Latios is awesome...
Whoever designed Lopunny was definitely on crack.XD


Haha, I always call Lopunny Pokemon's gift to furries. :P

[Pyshcosocial12]

I have to amit....Leafeon.
I was at a strip poker and stuff happened.....

[4chan]

lol n00bs mudkipz is sexiest

[Pyshcosocial12]

Oh is it?You wanye it?Then no.

[Trull]

ditto, coz it can change ANY part of its body *winks*

[Pyshcosocial12]

You sir are a Sex smarty!But I still stand for Leafeon.

[Ino-chan]

Zangoose.

[Duckgon Z]

I guess Gardevoir would be the sexiest, because she kind of looks like a human. And the Lopbunny because its kinda hot. Man, I feel dirty now.

[Crankyman]

Wobby.

[Pyshcosocial12]

Duckgon its ok.In the nature of man we are allowed to feel dirty for lots and I mean LOTS of things.I do it all the time.

[luvinlatia]

im gonna say Gardevoir?? its sexy i guess. or Lopunny (lol i just realized that someone above me put the same thing lol) i would also say maybe Milotic??

[Athanar]

Um... if I had to say any were in any way sexy, I would just go with my absolute favorite, Raichu. It's a strange choice... but it's still able to stand on two feet and has a similar body structure to a human, y'know... and, um... wait, I probably shouldn't say this... but... y'know, some people get "excited" by small electric shocks, y'know.

[Mclovin]

Jynx, hands down
you gotta love the hair lol

[aipom94]

SNORLAX FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That little round belly!

[aipom94]

Um... if I had to say any were in any way sexy, I would just go with my absolute favorite, Raichu. It's a strange choice... but it's still able to stand on two feet and has a similar body structure to a human, y'know... and, um... wait, I probably shouldn't say this... but... y'know, some people get "excited" by small electric shocks, y'know.

funny..........

[Ben Cousins]

http://www.ultimavida.com/fotos/orig_pokemon18_img04.jpg

Not a sexy Pokemon in my views, but the way it is posing and its appearance, wouldn't surprise me if a few people choose Lopunny.

[Ben Cousins]

ditto, coz it can change ANY part of its body *winks*

Aren't we a smarty pants =P

[Naruchu_believe_it]

...Raichu's?

[Lepretr0n]

exploud


Or maybe missingno.

[Tsu4444]

Exploud is sexy. And so is Haunter...Golbat, too. But Lickitung is still the most orgasmic <3

[Bikini Miltank]

Gawd, what does it say about me that my first post on these forums is in this thread?

Anyway... yeah. Miltank! Who wouldn't be aroused by the only Pokemon with visible nipples?

[Ice]

Articuno!!!!!! Then Ninetails, I guess Lucario, Definitly Glaceon, and of course, Magikarp! jk Latias!

Humanwise....May or Kelly

[Ice]

http://www.ultimavida.com/fotos/orig_pokemon18_img04.jpg

Not a sexy Pokemon in my views, but the way it is posing and its appearance, wouldn't surprise me if a few people choose Lopunny.


I frgot Lopunny! That was my first, because it's humanlike!

[silverstardust16]

Persian Is The Sexiest!