View Full Version : Line Inspiration
Blackjack Palazzo
02-04-2003, 02:18 AM
RG and I were IMing earlier and we came up with the idea to fire up the creative juices by throwing out single lines and seeing what the other person comes up with *all of ours turned out Pokemon related, so how about we keep with that? Y'know, given the theme of the board and all*
The way this works is someone throws out a line and the next person to post does a follow-up paragraph, then posts a seperate line for the person after that to work from. (the paragraphs are only related to the single line, and not from the prior person's paragraph...or alternately, just say "prior person's paragraph" 6 times fast)
*ahem* I'll begin...
"Look," he commented, "this sort of thing may play in the sticks, but you're in Saffron now."
(who wants to run with this?)
Sorta like a round robin, isn't it?
:) and I'd have a go but am on block, because of stupid side effects of stupid steroids. Evil things. <shifty eyes>
A Concerned Solomon
02-11-2003, 12:45 AM
"We need you to produce. Silph is expected to stay two steps ahead of the competition at all times. If you can't handle the pressure, go back to your little hometown business." With that, the man closed the door and left, allowing the full gravity of his message to sink in.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-11-2003, 04:19 PM
*prod* New line?
A Concerned Solomon
02-11-2003, 04:31 PM
Sometimes the strain of being on the road got to Wigglytuff.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-13-2003, 12:10 AM
It had been a while since she last saw her daughter, but she knew she would find her. Anywhere those humans went, so did Jigglypuff, marker in hand. And Wigglytuff had always just missed them. But she knew it was about to change, and she would have her daughter back home to Neon Town...she hoped.
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my turn!
"I really don't know what to do any more, Professor! I just...can't think straight any more!"
Revolutionary Girl
02-13-2003, 12:54 AM
"I really don't know what to do any more, Professor! I just...can't think straight any more!"
"You think you've got problems?" Sam snapped, gesturing towards her... well... his chest. "How do you think I feel, Delia? Trying to be me is easier than trying to be you! You've just got to deal with pretending to think for a while! I've got to deal with... with these!" He waved a hand at her... no, his chest. Damn the day we saw the Unown... and damn them for not understanding my desires more clearly! I said I wanted to be one with her, not be her!
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Wow, that was odd. :eek: Okay, next line:
...Why, the bastard was smirking at her! "Not bad, but I believe you'll need a bit more practice if you're going to keep up with me."
Blackjack Palazzo
02-13-2003, 01:08 AM
LOL!!!! Perfect! That's classic! now to deal with this one...hmmmm...
Originally posted by Revolutionary Girl
...Why, the bastard was smirking at her! "Not bad, but I believe you'll need a bit more practice if you're going to keep up with me."
She glared at him. Who did this arrogant bastard think he was? "Lissen here, you may be the most famous assassin in Rocket history," she told him "but NO ONE messes with the Black Tulip."
He looked shocked, apparent even through his mask, then relaxed into a broad grin. "That's what I wanna hear, chickie..."
********now for you guys, another line!!!********
"Just tell me, is he going to be all right?!"
I couldn't lie to her, eyes shining with tears. But there was no right way to phrase it, no words to summon up to soften the blow. "I'm sorry..."
Revolutionary Girl
02-13-2003, 02:55 AM
"Just tell me, is he going to be all right?!"
I couldn't lie to her, eyes shining with tears. But there was no right way to phrase it, no words to summon up to soften the blow. "I'm sorry..."
Then my own voice caught in my throat. Why was doing this so difficult? I should have been desensitized to it by now. I had told so many trainers over the years that their faithful monsters were in such pain, that their dearest friends had to die. I'd even had to accept the reality of death for my own pokemon. So why couldn't I handle it now, with her?
Because I had carried the memory of this girl and her Togepi in my mind for forty years. Because I could see how loving she was with him. Because I remember thinking, with the momentary jealousy of an adolescent boy, that I wanted her to focus less of her attention upon the silly creature and more on me, for just a moment.
"... But Togepi's not responding to the radiation treatments. I just... I'm afraid... I wish there was more I could do."
She covered her mouth with her hands for a moment, and I prepared myself for the rage against me that was sure to follow. This was Misty, after all--she would fight. She would blame me and fight me, demand some sort of action from me.
Then she came to lean her head against my chest. I felt her tears seeping through my shirt. "It's all right, Professor. You've done so much already. Please just... make it less painful for him."
I held her close, shamefully gloried in having a crush from my youth so close to me, wished I could do more to make it less painful for her too.
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:sweatlol: Wow. Too long. And Angsty Sam. And utterly needless Lolitashipping. And warping canon to do it. But she dared me to! :bawling:
Now for everyone's line! I hope you're all getting the hang of it! Please join in! :-D
Those who knew him well, or thought they did, would have been surprised to see him turn in at the narrow door, sparing a furtive glance in either direction before descending the steps from the street. It wasn’t his kind of place, it wasn’t in his kind of neighbourhood, and he was dressed entirely too well to be there.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-13-2003, 03:16 AM
:eek: WOW! DUDE that was good!
Originally posted by Revolutionary Girl
Those who knew him well, or thought they did, would have been surprised to see him turn in at the narrow door, sparing a furtive glance in either direction before descending the steps from the street. It wasn’t his kind of place, it wasn’t in his kind of neighbourhood, and he was dressed entirely too well to be there.
Finally he saw his contact, and went to meet him. Gingerly pulling out a chair why does he always insist on meeting in these places?, Bill cleared his throat slightly as he took his seat.
"You have the files?" the deep voice resonated.
"Right here, sir." He slid the disc across the table and waited as Giovanni pulled out a laptop and loaded the contents.
After a nervous moment, the screen snapped shut, and a smirk spread across the wicked man's face. "I asked you to supply me with information," he intoned evenly, with a disturbing calmness. "And in return you bring me a virus file...you do realize I have killed for far less than that..."
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and I have to leave it there, lest I go off and write a whole new fic...must return to my game of Ice Cream Factory, after all. But not before depositing this in my wake!
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I look at that thing and I go insane. Every time I see it, there's a little piece of me gone, just into thin air.
Smile, and that will mean I may...
I look at that thing and I go insane. Every time I see it, there's a little piece of me gone, just into thin air.
Every time it glints in the light, and sparkles under the stars, it takes a little bit of me away with it. To wherever it may go, doing whatever it may do, I watch it take a part of me away. Into thin air, appearing and dissappearing to I wonder where inside of me... Every time I see it, sitting there.
Little silver pills.
"Sakaki-san!" The nurse said, and she handed me the glass of water. "You must take your pills now!"
They went down like liquid, and another part of me seeped away...
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<grins insanely>
Next line:
She was standing next to the window, and the sun was blaring against her skin, and even though her eyes were open, she couldn't see a single thing. The sun was warm, and she gently let the curtains close.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-14-2003, 04:53 AM
See, this is easy once you get the hang of it! Glad to see you post!
She was standing next to the window, and the sun was blaring against her skin, and even though her eyes were open, she couldn't see a single thing. The sun was warm, and she gently let the curtains close.
So it's finally happened, she thought. It's all over now...just yesterday, Lance was inducting me into the Elite Four, and now... Karen returned to the bed, sliding her hand over her Umbreon's head in a halfhearted pat along the way. And now it's all over...forced to retire in shame...maybe I shouldn't be here. All the daylight outside seeped through the edges of the curtains, but the lady of darkness didn't see it.
*******now the next line!*******
"But what then?" he asked curiously. "When you finally do this...what will you do then?"
"But what then?" he asked curiously. "When you finally do this...what will you do then?"
"I'll become the Queen," she replied with a smile; and the seven year old girl picked up her little sceptor and waved it around the head of the nine year old boy. "I dub vee! Sir Knight!"
And they burst into giggles.
"Wataru!" his mother called, "Ibuki!" she called again, "it's time we went home."
"Cookies!" Wataru broke out into a run; looking behing him, he grinned as Ibuki grabbed her little, silver crown and pushed it onto her head and ran after him, her face pouting, but her eyes full of laughter.
They left the park behind them.
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I don't know where that came from...
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He opened the book and looked about, but there was no one in the room. He smiled, and the words echoed in his mind.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-14-2003, 05:08 AM
He opened the book and looked about, but there was no one in the room. He smiled, and the words echoed in his mind.
It wasn't a true sentance, or anything like a structure; but a list, which he traced with a graceful finger as he recited the items. Each image was burned into his mind, and with each name, his smile grew. All these treasures, all of them priceless, and all of them lost forever due to his own folly.
He stared at the picture of himself, those hollow, unemotional eyes staring back. "My dear Collector," he commented to himself, "if only you could see yourself now."
*****************another for you!
"Something tells me this will be anything but routine, isn't that right?"
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"Something tells me this will be anything but routine, isn't that right?"
Ibuki turned to look at her assistant, as the elevator moved jerkily into the depths of the mountain, and the heat slowly began to permeate into them. She shook her head and smiled at him, because he was new, and hadn't ever gone on a mission like this one before.
"No, Satoshi," she said, "they never are..."
Then the elevator jerked a single time more, and the lights went out.
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Tokiwa Forest was quiet, and the sounds of the birds in the trees echoed all around the running woman. Her face was determination, and she knew that her prey was just beyond her reach. She would catch him.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-14-2003, 03:27 PM
Tokiwa Forest was quiet, and the sounds of the birds in the trees echoed all around the running woman. Her face was determination, and she knew that her prey was just beyond her reach. She would catch him.
The Headquarters was nearby, she knew that. And he was headed there to meet with his Boss. And that's when she would make her move. That partner of his had to be eliminated, as well at that annoying cat. Then nothing would stand in Jessibelle's way. She would have her beloved James back, no matter who she had to kill to do it.
************por voux**************
He sighed, and leaned back in his chair, eyes scanning the ceiling. He was bored, and that was a very bad thing.
He sighed, and leaned back in his chair, eyes scanning the ceiling. He was bored, and that was a very bad thing.
They say that a bored psychic is the worst thing that can ever happen, because, with nothing to do, they'll start to talk to their element, and eventually, the world around them'll change. The child looked up though, just as he was about to change something, as his mother rushed into the room.
"Nare!" she cried out, and he let go of the power, "You know you're not aloud to do that..." she chided gently.
"But mama! There's nothing to do..." he pouted.
Natsume sighed and cuddled her son to her chest, and smiled with a strange look on her face. A bored pyschic was a dangerous pyschic, and she wondered about getting him a pokemon... of the cat variaty.
---por te. :)
They walked, two girls, one taller than the other, down the street. They both had leads and they both had growlithe, and they were chatting away merily when one of them screamed and then the other. The creature jumped from the shadows, and the four lay dead in their blood only three seconds later.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-14-2003, 07:13 PM
They walked, two girls, one taller than the other, down the street. They both had leads and they both had growlithe, and they were chatting away merily when one of them screamed and then the other. The creature jumped from the shadows, and the four lay dead in their blood only three seconds later.
Bisashu licked his lips, and recalled his Houndoom. This was turning out to be a great day after all, with a hit before eight am, and her friend and two Pokemon to go with it. Too bad he couldn't get his hands on them while they were alive, they looked to be the kind to beg for their lives. "Ah well," he muttered, picking up one of the girls and dragging her into the alley, "may as well have some fun anyway..."
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hot DAMN that was fun to write! Yeah now a line for you guys...
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"I have to know," she asked, "what really happened in there...I think knowing would...make me feel a bit better..."
"I have to know," she asked, "what really happened in there...I think knowing would...make me feel a bit better..."
Wataru turned back to look at Ibuki. "Perhaps you are right..." he said softly, and he reached out and closed the door of the train carriage that they were on and sat back in his seat. Ibuki looked at him intently. "What do you want to know about it?"
"What really happened." Ibuki reiterated, "I must know."
Wataru took a deep breath, sighed, and spoke: "It was dark..." he said, "they came to me, and they told me that I would become one of them..."
Ibuki inhaled quickly. "You mean..." she shuddered, "You underwent the ritual?"
He nodded softly, and she closed her eyes.
"That's... amazing..."
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<grins> That was fun actually... I might even write that into a fic, or something. Ritual is rather racy... and should not be mentioned here.
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He tapped his pencil to the paper, and stared at the prone figure he was drawing. Naked Satoshi turned his head back to look at Kenji: "Can you hurry up?" he asked. "I'm getting cold..."
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<cough> <wipes away drool>
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 04:51 AM
First off, I have to say to RG--sorry! We wated a long time, and...well, sorry, early bird and all that...if you want, you can postie what you came up with later, just use the Quote function and stuff
He tapped his pencil to the paper, and stared at the prone figure he was drawing. Naked Satoshi turned his head back to look at Kenji: "Can you hurry up?" he asked. "I'm getting cold..."
Kenji sighed. "Listen, you said you were going to help me get an A in this class, and the only way I can do that is by Life Sketching."
"But it's weird...! You're all...lookin' at me and stuff...!"
"Listen, if it helps, I'm not attracted to you at all." It was true, there was someone else who held the young artist's heart, someone far away.
"Kenji...? Kenji, are you all right?"
He looked up through tear-soaked eyes--he hadn't even realized he was crying. "......I haven't seen him in so long..." he muttered to himself.
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yeesh, that was bad...well, not *bad* per se, but...
Hey Pluv...can you switch characters and not use Wataru and Ibuki for a while? Just...to keep the varity going...
And now another line!
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She laughed, not her ordinary slight chuckle, but a sound of merriment. "Hard to believe, isn't it? Yeah, it finally happened!"
She laughed, not her ordinary slight chuckle, but a sound of merriment. "Hard to believe, isn't it? Yeah, it finally happened!"
Satoshi swept Kasumi up in his arms and swung her around the room and gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek. "I'm very happy for you," he said to her, "and for Takeshi."
"Takeshi wants to know if you'll be his best man," she said absently, sliding back into her seat.
Satoshi nodded his head. "Of course!" he exclaimed.
Kasumi smiled. "Thanks," she said, and then Kenji and Takeshi walked into the room.
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Sowwy bout Ibu-kun and Wata-chan... <refrains> Oh, and you can call me Toge, Tog, Toga, Togad00d, Togedood, Togechuckle, Togechick, and many other assorted nicknames... <sweatdrops> Or Jack, but we shant go into that. <snickers>
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The computer whirred as it started, and Domino stared at the screen. The keyboard shook as she held it, and she glanced around every couple of seconds; it was as if she was expecting someone, but not really wanting it. The screen flickered to life, and she typed quickly.
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Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 05:19 AM
The computer whirred as it started, and Domino stared at the screen. The keyboard shook as she held it, and she glanced around every couple of seconds; it was as if she was expecting someone, but not really wanting it. The screen flickered to life, and she typed quickly.
Her hands were trembling, her heart racing. She had to be wrong about it, otherwise everything she knew in the world was wrong...
The data came up on the screen; the names, the addresses, the dates, the methods used.
Domino fell to her knees. It was true after all. Her parents hadn't abandoned her as she'd been told. Madame Boss had killed them.
************a line for you************
She ran her fingers over the piano, pressing idilly at random keys, occasionally striking a chord. Anything to block out the noise.
Evil Figment
02-16-2003, 05:20 AM
*post edited out because evil blackjack beat me to it by 1 minute* *pouts*
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by Damian Silverblade
*post edited out because evil blackjack beat me to it by 1 minute* *pouts*
Wait, I salvaged it! We can do multiple lines! As long as we quote the one we're replying to!
here's what you had, and your line to go on with!
She definitely didn't want to be caught. If she was caught...
She would never live down the shame. But someone must have noticed her daily ritual, must have known...
It was just as she turned her eyes to the pictures on the screen, smiling appreciatedly, that someone entered. She had no time to close the computer.
"You do know those sites charge a fortune, don't you? They need the money to pay me for those pictures."
She tried to hide as much of the screen as she could, but it was no use. Butch had already seen. Of all the people, it just had to be him...
Then again, perhaps he would keep her secret to ensure that his own remained safe?
"Plus...." He smiled, reaching out to take her hand. "Why look at pictures when you can have the real deal?".
Maybe his catching her wasn't such a bad thing after all.
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"I really wish you'd stop experimenting like that!" The shadow yelled. "Look what you've done to me! I'm a...I'm some freakish monster now!". The old man didn't bother to answer.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 05:28 AM
"I really wish you'd stop experimenting like that!" The shadow yelled. "Look what you've done to me! I'm a...I'm some freakish monster now!". The old man didn't bother to answer.
Ignoring the fruits of his labor, he kept on walking, shutting the lab door behind him. Once alone, he allowed himself to think about where things had gone astray.
He had once been a promising boy, the assistant to the renouned Samuel Oak himself. that's when it happened...I was so desperate for a cure...
These thoughts were nothing new to Tracey, he'd been having them every day for forty years.
I couldn't save the professor when he got sick...so I vowed that I would research until I could cure anything...but somewhere...somewhere I lost my humanity...
*******
"I don't feel so good!" she proclaimed. "I may have had too much to drink!"
<stares at Blacky's response>
My god... that's...
<looks to Damians and smiles>
My job is done, it appears, and my influence has done well... <bows head and sheds a fake tear> My older brother is growing up...
<hides> I'll write a response, when I decide to which one... <humms> Both so brilliant...
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 05:37 AM
*elaborate bow* I endeavor to please.
And heck, you can do BOTH! Actually, someone taking on two would be much appreciated, that way we can continue on with just one...
Ooh! And if anyone wants a shot at an EARLIER line, all you have to do is quote it so we know what you're replying to...
<grins hapilly>
"I don't feel so good!" she proclaimed. "I may have had too much to drink!"
James smiled insanely from his glass of wine, giggled, and reached over and kissed her on the lips. She tasted of fruit, berries and brambles. She giggled and kissed him back, and her glass of wine slopped a little bit on her bare chest.
"There's no such thing as too much to drink," Mondo proclaimed, and promptly fainted.
Kosaburo watched Yamato from the other end of the table, and frowned.
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She ran her fingers over the piano, pressing idilly at random keys, occasionally striking a chord. Anything to block out the noise.
The little girl played Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, but even that did not cut out the noise of her parents screaming. They fought and hit each other with whatever force they could muster, and Mikan turned and looked at her father's pokeball resting on the table. He had told her never to touch it.
She clambered up and grabbed it, and a second later the great stell Scizor lay on the ground. It glared up at her, and took off, it's blades glinting in the light.
There was a scream, then another, and when she turned, the Scizor stood in the doorway, with blood on it's blade.
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And my line:
She could see it, in her dreams. She knew it was comming, for her, maybe, or for someone else. She wasn't sure; but she feared it.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 05:56 AM
She could see it, in her dreams. She knew it was comming, for her, maybe, or for someone else. She wasn't sure; but she feared it.
Every night she saw it, every time she closed her eyes--the silver bird. And it was destroying everything...everyone. She knew the victim in the ship was someone close to her...
"Mama? Are you all right?"
She opened her eyes and turned around to face her six-year-old-son. "I'm all right, Jirarudan...go back to your own room now..."
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as you can see, I've been thinking *somewhat* about furthering "Obsession"
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There was a low snuffling sound from the bushes. I paused, just long enough to realize I really didn't want to be there.
There was a low snuffling sound from the bushes. I paused, just long enough to realize I really didn't want to be there.
I clutched my notebook and drawing pencil, and I would have reached forward and looked into the bush had I the courage. But I didn't, and I slithered back behind the tree, having already wasted the burst of courage that had moved me forward. I knew it was there, I had seen it before.
There was a strange noise, and I readied my pencil as a nose poked from the bush.
A gentle, green and white nose, and I began drawing as quickly as I could, while a sound left it's lips: "Se...rebiii?"
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I *heart* Kenji.
:)
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He checked the definition of colloquium in his dictionary, because he had no idea what she meant by it. He was suprised by the result.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 06:20 AM
*looks it up* *ties this into a prior post*
He checked the definition of colloquium in his dictionary, because he had no idea what she meant by it. He was suprised by the result.
"So what you're saying, basically, is that I have no verbal skills?" He chuckled. It was amazing how some agents got *smarter* when they were plastered. But then, he was taking it.
"Sorta," Musashi hiccupped. "You have to...to...give and take, y'know? Heeeeey Boss! Y'gonna finish yer wine?"
Sakaki tossed back the rest of the strangely addicting substance, and smiled wickedly. "Come and get it," he told her.
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dude, even I don't know where that came from
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It's taken this long...but the end is finally here. I'm almost glad, really, he's suffered so long...but that doesn't make the last goodbye any easier...
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 06:24 AM
forgot it, but edited it right away. It's there now
<smiles>
[quote]It's taken this long...but the end is finally here. I'm almost glad, really, he's suffered so long...but that doesn't make the last goodbye any easier...[/qupte]
He's laying there, on the bed, dead. He suffered, I suppose, but goodbyes are always sad. They've all said theres, but I suppose mine is the most important.
I leant over and kissed him on the forehead, "Goodbye, love," I said.
If I hadn't known better, I would have thought that he was smiling.
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Dalia/Sammy. And I forgot all the Japanese names... eek!
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It was wet; and he almost slipped in the puddle.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 06:35 AM
That would be Hanako and Yukinari then...and speaking of the dear Prof...
It was wet; and he almost slipped in the puddle.
"Dammit!" he breathed, more of a reflex than anything else.
Wait, that was no ordinary puddle...
"MUUUUUUUUUUK!"
"ACK!" was all he could get out before the giant oozing mass engulfed him in a happy glomp, like some bizarre twist on an old horror movie. He was DEFINATELY going to send this beast to Ash as soon as he could.
************
heeheehee
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"Look, I swear, I didn't see anything! I..."
"No...no matter what you saw...the answer is still the same..."
XD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
"Look, I swear, I didn't see anything! I..."
"No...no matter what you saw...the answer is still the same..."
A sigh.
"Would you reconsider the offer?"
A glare.
"No, Satoshi, I will not."
A closed eye. "I suppose, then, that I should leave?"
"It would be best."
"Goodbye... I suppose, though is it forever?"
"Perhaps, Satoshi... perhaps not. It all depends on you."
"I gave you a choice, you know."
A turn. "True, but I don't accept the offer."
A sigh. "Tell me when you change your mind, Shigeru, and I'll be waiting."
Satoshi turned and left the room, and Shigeru threw the vase of flower against the wall. It should have shattered, but it only dented, because it was plastic, and it slid down the wall leaving a trail of water behind it. The dead roses fell to the floor.
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I liked that...
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She sipped her tea and stared at the computer screen, and she wondered just how she was supposed to complete the next part of her objective.
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And no, I am not inserting myself as a female. :p
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 06:57 AM
She sipped her tea and stared at the computer screen, and she wondered just how she was supposed to complete the next part of her objective.
She typed in a few lines before the screen went blurry. A jolt through her entire body confirmed it--the tea was poisoned.
Frantically, she pounded at the control panel on her desk, trying to find the switch for her secratary.
"Yes, madame?"
A reply! But the words wouldn't form, her entire body was losing strength. "Poison......" was the last word on her lips as the life left her.
Half an hour later, the phone rang in Giovanni's office.
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*smirks* take it as you will. I leave with one more line for you for the night!
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He smirked. "My dear, tell me honestly, what do you *really* know about matters such as these?"
He smirked. "My dear, tell me honestly, what do you *really* know about matters such as these?"
Domino looked round at the strange office, and at the man she had come to know as Sakaki. He was feared by everyone on the streets, she had heard his name mentioned in the darkness, and when she had asked, they had said he was the one to go to when she was desperate; she hadn't really been desperate, she had just been alone.
He smirked again.
Her eyes darkened, and the knife was at his throat and another was at his crotch before he could blink.
"Does that answer your question?" she asked, coldly.
He gulped, and the knife pushed against his throat. It was cold.
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It was hot, so hot that he could bearely stand it. He stripped off his shirt, and glanced around the room. The airconditioning was broken, and Nanami was late.
Satoshi sighed, and closed his eyes.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 01:34 PM
For you, a little twist.
It was hot, so hot that he could bearely stand it. He stripped off his shirt, and glanced around the room. The airconditioning was broken, and Nanami was late.
Satoshi sighed, and closed his eyes.
Finally the door opened.
"Nanami?"
The reply was low, a decidly male voice. "...no."
Satoshi bolted from the chair. "Shi...ge...ru...?" he asked, barely believing himself.
"...you thought the letters were from my sister?" the taller boy chuckled. "Never mind...you said you wanted to see me...?"
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wheee!
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"How did you know...?" she whispered hoarsely. "It was...a secret..."
<glomps Blacky> Thankee!
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"How did you know...?" she whispered hoarsely. "It was...a secret..."
Sakaki sneered up at his mother. "You think I wouldn't find out? I've got more loyalties than you," and he looked down at the knife that was adorning his mother's chest, all the way in, and just above her heart.
She sighed. "I suppose this is the end then," she muttered, "take care of the gang. Run it well."
"I will mother," Sakaki replied, and then he pushed the knife into her heart.
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The identical twins stepped across the driveway. "Mother!" one of them called out, and Kasumi turned to look at them, a smile upon her face.
"What is it?" she asked.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 07:40 PM
The identical twins stepped across the driveway. "Mother!" one of them called out, and Kasumi turned to look at them, a smile upon her face.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Mommy, Koduck isn't feeling well...his tail's bright blue!"
She sighed. Figures it would take thirteen years for that damned duck to evolve. But her patience had paid off! And now she would finally have a graceful Golduck to call her own!
A loud crash from inside the house brought her around, and the recently evolved Pokemon came running out, doing the clumsy 'dance' that meant something had just hit it.
"I can't win," she whispered.
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*giggle* Figures, ne?
**********
"...promise me something? When we're apart, can you keep coming here? And someday...someday I'll be here too..."
Am multi-tasking. Does anyone have a fucking clue what shibuyaekino maede sanjihanni aimashou means? I'll work it out, however...
"...promise me something? When we're apart, can you keep coming here? And someday...someday I'll be here too..." Sakaki said softly.
Hanako smiled and then she turned, and she left Tokiwa City behind her; Sakaki watched, with a tear in his eye, and then he turned and looked away. It was, after all, too much to bear.
Clutching her pregnant stomach, Hanako hailed a taxi to Masara.
---
The pen had burst, and the ink coated his lips. He didn't really mind the taste; it was strange, and metalling.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 08:54 PM
The pen had burst, and the ink coated his lips. He didn't really mind the taste; it was strange, and metalling.
Suddenly, the door swung open, and Ash hid under the desk. Wow, there's a lot of gum under here, he thought. The Professor must have just quit smoking or something.
"Aaaash!" came the call. "Ash, I know you're in here!" Sam leaned down, meeting the boy's gaze, and smiled. "Ash, you know that your mother's been looking for you, don't you?"
The little boy grinned. "I was playing hide-and-go-seek!" he proclaimed.
The Professor chuckled. Ash was at that age. "Don't you think you should have told *her* that? And...what have you been doing with my pens?"
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*snicker* Just imagine Chibi-Ash playing that in the lab...
**************
He jumped. "Ack! Wow, you almost gave me a heart attack there! Thank god it's you!"
He jumped. "Ack! Wow, you almost gave me a heart attack there! Thank god it's you!"
Black sneered. "Who'd you think it'd be? Santa Claus?"
Gold blushed. "Well, no, but I you're the last person I expected to send me a note and sign it 'Your Secret Admirer.'"
~~~~~
XD I've been obsessed with this pairing lately...
~~~~~
Satoshi walked into the bedroom, yawning. He cut himself off mid-yawn when he saw who was waiting for him, stark nude on his bed.
"Oh my god, what are you doing here?!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 09:26 PM
Satoshi walked into the bedroom, yawning. He cut himself off mid-yawn when he saw who was waiting for him, stark nude on his bed.
"Oh my god, what are you doing here?!"
"Ack!" Professor Oak dove for the covers, blushing bright red. "Dammit Ash! I have the wrong hotel room, don't I?"
Ash, equally red, was facing the wall, trying frantically not to think of what was happening. "...mom's room is next door..."
******
had to do it *g*
******
"But really, no one knows for sure what's beyond the stars...Heck, we've never even gotten *to* them yet..." He shivered in the night air. "Want to go in?"
"But really, no one knows for sure what's beyond the stars...Heck, we've never even gotten *to* them yet..." He shivered in the night air. "Want to go in?"
The small big-eared Pikachu nodded. Maron would be worried about him, after all, if he stayed out in the cold too long, and she'd be wondering just what the two were doing out there.
"All right then," Black said. "I guess it's goodbye for now."
Pikachu nodded again and scampered to the door. He peeked over his shoulder as Black turned and walked off. This was a side of Black no one had seen before; the side that was only shown when he was in love.
~~~~~~~
I'm sorry. Now that I've got that couple out of my twisted mind I will never use it again. I swear.
~~~~~~~
Teh neu line!
"I knew it! That Pokemon's too strong, Satoshi!" Kasumi cried out.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 09:47 PM
~~~~~~~
I'm sorry. Now that I've got that couple out of my twisted mind I will never use it again. I swear.
~~~~~~~
You'd BETTER not! *shudder* Maron's coming after you with a sledgehammer now!
"I knew it! That Pokemon's too strong, Satoshi!" Kasumi cried out.
He grunted, struggling out from under the affectionate purple mass. "You THINK? Remind me again--WHY did Ookido insist on sending it back?"
***
couldn't remember how to spell Muk's Japanese name...*g*
***
"I think...that would be a good idea. Let's just stay here for a moment..."
"I think...that would be a good idea. Let's just stay here for a moment..."
Though he couldn't understand Raymond's English, Imakuni? knew that that was the cue for the instrumental in the middle of the 10000000000th "Pokemon Ieru ka na?" song they were just now recording.
Imakuni? glanced over at Raymond and blushed, hoping the African-American MC couldn't see him. He would ask him out, but he knew that Americans were less accepting of... well...
"Okay Imakuni? motto motto ieru ka na?"
Imakuni? was jerked out of his thoughts and began to name the various Pokemon once more. Just forget about him...
~~~
An appropriate response would be: o_O
~~~
Da next line:
"DON'T EAT THAT FISH!"
Revolutionary Girl
02-16-2003, 10:15 PM
"DON'T EAT THAT FISH!" [/B]
Musashi glanced up from the water tank and gave her longtime partner a confused look. "Why not, Kojiro? Nyasu and I are about to starve here! It's just a stupid old Magikarp anyway!"
Kojiro squinted at the Magikarp. Well, it did look like just an ordinary Magikarp. But the guy who had sold him the monster had sworn on his mother's grave that this Magikarp was different! Why, it was actually a golden Magikarp, he'd said! And a golden Magikarp was worth all their savings, right?
...right?
"Kojiro..." Musashi's tone became dangerous. "You didn't buy this from a salesman, did you? You didn't spend all our money on this Magikarp, did you? Did you?"
Kojiro gulped and ran like hell.
---
Heh. Random fun. Next line:
Nah. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He could do this. He could put together the previous thirty-six hours. He closed his eyes to shut out the rising sun's light and began.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 10:20 PM
An appropriate response would be: o_O
No, an appropiate line would be "The HELL?!?!?!"
"DON'T EAT THAT FISH!"
Meowth hit James upside the head with one of Jesse's fans. "I SAID DAT'S FOR DA BOSS!"
Jesse sighed. "You really think a 30-pound Alaskan salmon is gonna settle our debts with him?"
"Couldn't hoit..."
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*g* again...anything after that last one! *Ketsuban is over at my house right now, she knows I don't mean nothin' by it* Now for RG's line!
*******
Nah. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He could do this. He could put together the previous thirty-six hours. He closed his eyes to shut out the rising sun's light and began.
Pencil flew over paper as he drew out what had happened. The Hunter, merciless in his own way, but none compared to the ferocity of the masked Rocket. Coming to in the forest, and meeting new people. Saving Celebi...the first time. The fright of the Dark Balls...
*snap*
Sammy looked at the paper, at the current picture. "Ash..." he whispered, tracing over the features. The pencil had broken while filling in the eyes. "...Ash, I'll...never forget you..."
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*sniffle* Yeah, and I needn't post for you guys, but I shall anyway. *g*
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"Stay away from that kid, I told you, he's bad news!"
"Stay away from that kid, I told you, he's bad news!"
Haruka's eye twitched. "Satoshi, I know you don't like Masato, but must you always tell people we meet that kind of thing? Last time you said he was rabid!"
Masato frowned. "Mr. Satoru..."
"It's SATOSHI!" Satoshi's nose stuck up in the air. "It's not that I don't like him, I... I..." His voice grew soft and he glanced down at the ground, a red flush furiously covering his face. "It's that I just... don't want him to fall in love... with anyone else..."
~~~
o_O
~~~
Da neu line:
Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
<sits back and watches>
Enjoyable... but Fish? Eurgh! I'm allergic/deadly allergic/despise/hate/think disgusting to fish, cross out where relevant.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 11:08 PM
Teh HELL?
Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
With that, there was a resounding bang. Domino lowered her gun. "DAMMIT Mondo! I told you to keep the damn VOLUME down!"
Mondo stared at the smoking hole in the monitor. "...you didn't have to shoot the TV..."
******
"What it all came down to, basically, was a contest. Specifically, a belching contest. I tell you, that was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. How about you?"
<burp>
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"What it all came down to, basically, was a contest. Specifically, a belching contest. I tell you, that was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. How about you?"
Satoshi sighed as the second-rate comedian made the crow chortle. Hiroshi was sitting across from him, chewing on a piece of steak, and Shigeru and Kasumi were on his other side. There were others at the table, but he didn't recognise them.
His eyes dropped to the Pokemon Master ring on his finger.
"It's still there, Sato-kun," Shigeru joked.
"I was just making sure you hadn't stolen it, Geru-kun," Satoshi shot back.
Then they both giggled and Kasumi punched his shoulder.
---
He wore rose-tinted glasses.
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"What it all came down to, basically, was a contest. Specifically, a belching contest. I tell you, that was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. How about you?"
"Well," she replied, "I've heard funnier. Like there was this one farting contest..."
"Yuck!" They both laughed.
"I must say," she said when the laughing finally died down, "this has been a great evening. And dinner was wonderful. I usually have fish." She leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. "Thanks for everything, Shuu."
He blushed. "Er, no problem..."
She backed away and twiddled her fingers at him. "See ya tomorrow!" With that a white light surrounded Ryuuko and she was transformed. Off the Dragonair flew into the night air.
Now that Shuu was alone where no one else could hear him, he shouted out, "DAMMIT RYUUKO IS A HOT SEXY BITCH AND I WANNA SCREW HER SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY!"
Or at least, he thought no one else could hear him. He turned to see Pikachu and his other Pokemon standing behind him.
"P-Pikachu, why didn't you say something...?"
Grinning evilly, Pikachu held up Shuu's In-com in one hand and a tape recorder in the other. He and the other Pokemon laughed maniacally.
~~~~
Woot!
~~~~
Tsugi wa:
"OMFG Hiroshi, watch where you're putting that thing!"
Revolutionary Girl
02-16-2003, 11:19 PM
"What it all came down to, basically, was a contest. Specifically, a belching contest. I tell you, that was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. How about you?"
Misty tapped her fingers on the desk for a moment, allowing a few moments for his nervous laughter to die down and for her irritation to dissipate. "Brock," she finally answered. "You mean to tell me that you tried to get a girl's attention by winning a belching contest?"
Brock had the good sense to look slightly embarassed. "Well, not exactly. See... I didn't even win."
Misty closed her eyes and counted to ten... no, twenty. See, their time away from Ash was supposed to be good for both of them. They were supposed to grow up and change and stuff. And she had changed immensely, but Brock...
In the end, though, she decided to restore Brock's sanity the only way she knew how, and reached for her trusty old mallet.
She hadn't changed that much, after all.
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*shrug* More foolishness. Yeehaw!
Then she turned a furious shade of red. Cut that naughty thinking out! But just before she could call to him again, he straightened up, and one line of his conversation floated across the garage.
<chokes on the end of his pencil, and attempts to refrain from screaming with laughter, pointing, and making perverse comments>
"OMFG Hiroshi, watch where you're putting that thing!"
"Sorry Satoshi," Hiroshi muttered, and he reached over and kissed his boyfriend on the forehead.
--
'nuff said. Shoot me already, but I'm in desperate need of shounen-ai, and I'm trying not to slash Sakaki with himself... Next line is blatant theft from Rocky Horror.
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Don't dream it, be it!
Blackjack Palazzo
02-16-2003, 11:45 PM
Yay! THREE lines!
He wore rose-tinted glasses.
Anything to hide his face, to keep his true identity unknown. He hated the color, but beggers couldn't be choosers; he'd gotten them off of some lady he'd shot.
But it seemed that this man knew who he was. The Rocket heir himself was offering him a job. And the self-styled Marauder had a demand to make, one he'd been keeping for a while.
The mask. He had to have the mask.
Then she turned a furious shade of red. Cut that naughty thinking out! But just before she could call to him again, he straightened up, and one line of his conversation floated across the garage.
"She is quite fetching, isn't she?"
Maureen perked up. Was the legendary Collector talking about her? He had to be, she was the only woman there. "Ooh! That's it! I have to talk to him again!" His ship's nearly fixed...once it's finished, he'll be out of here forever...maybe...if I make a few adjustments of my own on it...he'll be here longer...!
Don't dream it, be it!
Kaede clenched her fist in determination, repeating the line over and over again. One of these days, she *WOULD* be Erika's best friend again, and nothing, not her allergies, not the Rockets, nothing would stand in her way!
********
Kaede is from the Card Stories books, she's a Rocket who used to be friends with Erika, and is allergic to her own Gloom
Maureen is...well, me, actually, one of the pseudonyms I use *g*
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"You taught me to believe in miracles...now I know...there are no such things as miracles!"
"You taught me to believe in miracles...now I know...there are no such things as miracles!" Jiri cried out.
Jirarudan turned to look at his brother, lying on the bed all pale and sickly. Jiri would have cried, but all his tears were gone, and he slid over to the bed, and he closed his eyes and grabbed his brother's hand.
"Miracles can't help me," his brother said.
Then the monitor went flat.
---
<sniff>
---
She wrote obscene kanji on the side of the building, a smirk on her pretty little face.
(twisting of canon!)
"You taught me to believe in miracles...now I know...there are no such things as miracles!"
"C-Crystal..."
Crystal's face contorted with rage. "I left home hoping to become the greatest Rocket ever, and I found out... I found out... there IS no more Rocket Gang! What a gyp! You disbanded just because of some dumb kid who beat you three years ago?!" Tears filled her eyes. "I looked up to you and all the Rocket Gang! Sakaki!"
Sakaki held Crystal in his arms and stroked her hair. "There, there... you see, I never wanted to run the Rocket Gang to start with. My mother made me. What I truly want to be..."
Crystal looked up and wiped her eyes with her sleeve. "Huh?"
A spotlight somehow focused on him and he was now wearing a tutu. "I truly want to be a ballerina!"
~~~
Tsugi wa:
"Get your goddamned ass down here and eat your dinner!"
Originally posted by Ketsuban
A spotlight somehow focused on him and he was now wearing a tutu. "I truly want to be a ballerina!"
<wipes computer monitor>
Fuck... hot tea REALLY burns your nose.
<cough> <pokes attachment>
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 12:24 AM
*sniffle* at Toog's line...WTF at Ketz's...thank you Ketz, I shall never be able to watch the Juri duel sequence again...
She wrote obscene kanji on the side of the building, a smirk on her pretty little face.
"There!" she finished with a flourish. "Now everyone will know!"
Takeshi came up behind her. "Not bad, not bad, but Kasumi, if you must say such things about me, at least put a little sketch with it."
"Get your goddamned ass down here and eat your dinner!"
Tracey was pissed off, and made sure everyone knew it. God DAMN it! It's all getting cold! How the hell long can he *spend* in his room?!?! he thought.
"Professor?" He made his way up the steps. About halfway up, he heard a rather odd sound--bedsprings. That's right, Delia'd come over...With a sigh, the assistant returned to the kitchen to wrap up dinner. This would take a while.
*********
Watching "Dragon Half" does strange things. Here's the next line.
*********
"Waiiiiii!!! Can I have your autograph?"
"Waiiiiii!!! Can I have your autograph?"
Kanna smiled as she signed the slip of paper and handed it back to Kasumi. "Why, of course."
"And can I have... something else as well?" Grinning, Kasumi slipped her suspenders off her shoulders and pulled her shirt off.
"Why, of course..."
Watching "Dragon Half" does strange things.
Sou desu ne. Here's my next line:
"You are the ultimate reptile!"
"Waiiiiii!!! Can I have your autograph?"
Pokemon Master, Shigeru Ookido, sighed as he signed the final autograph in the long line and followed his bodygaurds to the large limo waiting. His eyes were smouldering, because he was rather frustrated at the amount of 'duties', which mainly cosisted of signing autographs and congradulating trainers, and he slid into the seat.
"Can I have your... autograph?" a seductive voice curled around his body.
He looked up, and was rewarded with a facefull of Satoshi, and a mouthful of tongue.
---
Shishi ALL the way.
---
She hummed along to Ziggy Stardust that was playing on the radio, but she was thinking about someone else.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 12:52 AM
"You are the ultimate reptile!"
Charmander puffed up. "Now then, Peanut, how about getting back home?" he asked.
But Peanut had already fainted. Again.
He sighed. Sometimes this kid was more trouble than he was worth.
She hummed along to Ziggy Stardust that was playing on the radio, but she was thinking about someone else.
Melody fingered the flute, wondering offhand if she could play that song on it. Ash would...get a kick out of that, I bet...
It had been over a year since she last saw him. She had hoped that he would come back for the festival, but nothing. Occasionally she heard from Misty, brief letters, but nothing more.
But all her questions about Ash went unanswered. I wonder...what he's doing right now, she thought.
*********
wow, never done that ship before...anyway...
*********
"So is that it? That doesn't sound too hard. Of course, knowing you, there's a catch, so what is it?"
"So is that it? That doesn't sound too hard. Of course, knowing you, there's a catch, so what is it?"
He was very, very eager to be the professor's assistant.
Professor Uchikido smiled slightly. "Of course there is a catch, Takeshi-kun... come here."
He walked over to her. "Y-yes?"
She...
CENSORED
~~~
Woot! Go Shippers Cup of Doom!
~~~
Tsugi wa:
"But...but..." he sputtered out. "But WHAT ABOUT THE TURTLES, DAMMIT?!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 01:06 AM
"But...but..." he sputtered out. "But WHAT ABOUT THE TURTLES, DAMMIT?!"
Aiden shrugged. "No need to be rude, Ash. Your Squirtle is doing quite well with us. And can I ask you something?"
"Sure, why not?"
"What the HELL are you smoking?"
"...?"
******
ok, so that wasn't very good...enlighten me. Tell me what you get from this one--
******
"But really now, what's *wrong* with being a princess anyway?"
"But really now, what's *wrong* with being a princess anyway?"
"Everything!" Kojiro cried. "Why do I have to wear this stupid thing?!"
"Because," said Musashi, "I'm dressed as the prince. And in these costumes, we'll fool Charlie Boy into giving us Pikachu for sure!"
"But why can't I be the prince?"
Musashi scoffed. "Because I want to be the prince who saves the beautiful princesses!"
"Naruhodo ne..."
~~~
Me and BG are watching Utena like, right now!
~~~
Tsugi wa:
"I just realised I haven't eaten in two weeks!" Shigeru laughed maniacally.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 01:28 AM
OMFG! And...both episodes of Dragon Half, if people couldn't tell...
"I just realised I haven't eaten in two weeks!" Shigeru laughed maniacally.
Umbreon rolled its eyes. "Breee. Umber! Umron!" (Yeah right. More of...two DAYS. Still a while, though) it commented.
Ever since Shigeru had made a concious effort to be more social, he'd targeted every strange thought he had at his Umbreon. This was NOT what Umbreon had in mind when they had dreamed of becoming masters.
*****
"What can I say, it's a gift!"
"You know 'gift' means 'poison' in German, right?"
"Yes, and...? Sometimes, I swear, you're too weird..."
"What can I say, it's a gift!"
"You know 'gift' means 'poison' in German, right?"
"Yes, and...? Sometimes, I swear, you're too weird..."
Kasumi grinned. "Just take it!"
Satoshi took the present and opened the top... then fell over, dead.
Kasumi giggled. "I did say it was a gift... I just didn't expect you to know German!"
~~~
Tsugi wa:
Every night... I can't sleep... I can't get you out of my mind... oh, Jasmine...
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 01:44 AM
Every night... I can't sleep... I can't get you out of my mind... oh, Jasmine...
I try to get into your mind, into your dreams, but you're too far away, even for my powers. Perhaps we'll meet again, the Indigo Conference isn't too far off...
But every time I see you...you're with that man, the ghost trainer...He knows my passion for you...and I cannot compete against ghosts.
Jasmine, I would abandon everything for you; my gym, my psychics, everything. Only to hear you say that you love only me...
**********
Sabrina needed an excerpt, didn't she?
**********
"Didn't you hear? There's been a huge fight!"
"Didn't you hear? There's been a huge fight!"
"And I heard that the two guys were fighting over a girl!"
Kasumi gasped. "Really? Who?"
"You!"
Fighting over Kasumi...? It must be Satoshi, she thought, sighing exasperatedly. But who was he fighting? She hurried with the other randomly convenient people to the area of the fight. There, surrounded by cheering onlookers, was Takeshi.
"Ta-Takeshi!" she exclaimed. Takeshi was fighting Satoshi?
"Wow, Takeshi got in a fight." Kasumi glanced over her shoulder to see... Satoshi?!
"But... but I thought you..."
She glanced back over at Takeshi. And the man he'd been fighting...
"Oh! Kosaburo?!"
~~~
Tsugi wa:
Free ride, free ride... and a hot plate!
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 02:16 AM
Free ride, free ride... and a hot plate!
The little boy looked at the sign and frankly could not make heads or tails of it, so he asked the woman next to him.
"Hmmph!" she sneered. "It's those damn Rockets again, trying to manipulate people's minds. They think *anyone* would expect to fall for that? Promising an easy time and free food...hmph!"
She went on, but James knew a good thing when he heard it, and had run off to sign up.
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yeah, gonna go to bed now, gonna visit my sister at college in the morning. *yaaaaawn*
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"No no! Like *THIS*!" he insisted. Any more of his 'directions' and she was going to scream!
"No no! Like *THIS*!" he insisted. Any more of his 'directions' and she was going to scream!
Ibuki and Wataru glanced aroung the labyrinth. She was wanting to go one way, and he the other, but it was so dark, and the walls seemed as if they were closing in on them. She took a deep breath and decided to follow him, calming her rage.
Then they both screamed, as the figure leapt from the shadows.
---
The ride from Tokiwa to Masara, wasn't all that bad, Satoshi thought. But in his mind, his father was staring at him, and he vowed to find the answers from his mother. He shudered.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 02:46 AM
The ride from Tokiwa to Masara, wasn't all that bad, Satoshi thought. But in his mind, his father was staring at him, and he vowed to find the answers from his mother. He shudered.
Mama...how could you...? he thought. How could you ever be with such an...evil man?
I can never get that image out of my mind...how callously he killed that girl...if that's the price of failure...what's the price of not living up to expectations......?
Mama...please don't be mad when I ask you these things...please...
*******
baaaaaah, need sleep...
*******
"Lissen here," he commented offhandedly, waving the unloaded gun around as he spoke, "I don't think you know who you're messin' with!"
"Lissen here," he commented offhandedly, waving the unloaded gun around as he spoke, "I don't think you know who you're messin' with!"
"You're drunk," Musashi pointed out, and he shook the gun at her before spinning once and collapsing back into his chair. Kojiro looked rather out of it, and the empty bottle of champagne was lying amongst the ice in the little cooler. She supposed they shouldn't have drunk it so quickly.
Checking to make sure none of the other patron's had noticed, she called for the waiter.
"Can I have a mug of coffee?" she asked, and then the world spun. "On seconds thoughts, better make that two…"
---
He looked at the title of the book. It read 'Database Processing', and he hummed noncommittally.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 03:05 AM
He looked at the title of the book. It read 'Database Processing', and he hummed noncommittally.
"I *told* you 'spreadsheet' is a computer term!" she chided.
He laughed, a rough sound. "Chickie, y'know what the Boss *means* by it, too...hell yeah, you know what *I* mean by it..." he muttered as he rubbed against her, pushing her back to the wall. "...and if he lays a finger on you, I'll break his fuckin' neck..."
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what's with me and Execshipping, anyway? Even *I* can't figure it out! And why do I have Bisashu say "chickie" anyway? Another mystery!
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"Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!"
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!"
"Hell Yeah?" Natsume asked the Ghost.
It nodded.
She blinked.
"As in... a hell yeah?"
It nodded again.
"I don't get you..." she replied.
---
"I'm invicible!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-17-2003, 03:35 AM
"I'm invicible!"
Jesse blinked, then decided against commenting as James continued to strut around like a proud pigeon.
*BLAM!*
"Jesseeeeeeee!!! My Moltres hat fell in my eyes and I walked into a lightpost!"
Finally, she couldn't resist. "Maybe you should have claimed to be 'Invincible' instead!"
*********
*giggle*...I don't think I spelled it right either
*********
"You want to take me on? Dude, go ahead, I'm up for it..."
"You want to take me on? Dude, go ahead, I'm up for it..."
Satoshi looked at the sneering trainer and then sighed. Reaching down to his belt full of pokeballs, he pulled out the one that contained his most powerful pokemon and let it go. The trainer was already releasing his pokemon.
Kasumi was watching from the sidelines, a frown on her pretty face.
---
I didn't like my response to that one much.
---
He levitated a flower, and watched it spin in the air.
Revolutionary Girl
02-17-2003, 07:31 PM
Yay! Let's give a Pluvius line a try:
He levitated a flower, and watched it spin in the air.
Though Sakaki's expression was utterly blank, almost calm as he idly made the flower dance through the air, Tatsumi gazed, openmouthed, unbelieving. His father had told him that Sakaki's powers were not to be underestimated... but did Otou-san know that Sakaki had this sort of psychic power at his command?
Sakaki smiled dreamily. "Flowers are a beautiful thing, aren't they, Ookido-san?" he murmured. "So soft, the feeling of their petals against your skin. So fragrant, the smell of their sweet perfume lingering in the air. So... open, the way they burst into bloom at the slightest touch..."
"Yes, sir," the younger man answered, carefully weighing his words. "But... I'm afraid I don't understand. What does the flower have to do with my next mission?"
Dark eyes met dark eyes over the desk, and the flower slowly drifted downward to rest on the mahogany desk.
"The flowers hold something I want, Ookido-san." Sakaki's voice held a silky smoothness. "The flowers hold something that is important to me. The flowers hold something that is by all rights mine. And I don't care how beautiful the flower is. I'll stop at nothing to destroy it."
Thunk! Swiftly, so swiftly that Tatsumi had no time to flinch, move, or even blink, Sakaki had risen, stabbed a knife into the flower's stem. He leaned over the desk, over the embedded knife and the impaled flower, and gazed into Tatsumi's eyes.
"I want the flower of Masara destroyed, Ookido-san. And familial associations... emotional associations... all associations be damned."
In that moment, Tatsumi understood his mission.
He was to kill the flower of Masara... sweet, innocent Hanako.
Hanako, his Boss's former wife.
Hanako, his father's second wife.
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Yay! Too long, but Japanese references for Pluvius, hints of Sakaki's psychic power for BJ, random Oak connections and Eldershipping for me, and some raving madness for all three of us. :-D Now for another line...
"Well, now what shall we do?" I ask as we're sticking the dishes into the dishwasher. "Did you have any other plans for us?"
Au palais du verre...
"Well, now what shall we do?" I ask as we're sticking the dishes into the dishwasher. "Did you have any other plans for us?"
He turns and smiles at me, and it's an evil smile that he smiles. I wonder what he is thinking, but his eyes are clouded over and I have no way of ever finding out. He is a complicated person, and I frown.
"Well, Sakaki?" I ask.
"Take your son," he replies to me, "and go. If you stay here, I cannot protect you..."
I'm silent.
"Hanako, please..."
---
<cough>
---
It read keep out of reach of children.
Revolutionary Girl
02-17-2003, 08:23 PM
It read keep out of reach of children.
"Sounds like a good excuse to keep it away from you to me," I tease, waving the bottle of cough medicine around my poor, sick boyfriend's head.
"Aww, come on, Shigeru!" Satoshi squeaks as he tries to grab the bottle from my hand. "I need that! Don't you want me to feel better?" And he turns on that hangdog look, that "poor little me" look that he knows I can't resist. It's so much fun to tease him... but how can I make fun of that face?
"Oh, all right," I sigh, sinking to the edge of the bed and cracking open the bottle. "If you really must get better in a hurry, if you really don't want me to take care of you and wait on you hand and foot any more, that's fine."
"Well, when you put it like that..." You'd think a guy with a runny nose, a fever, and a racking cough would lose some sex appeal, but his tone and that infectious grin he's giving me prove that thought wrong.
"No, you don't, Mr. 'Pokemon Master.' Drink up. You've got to get better so you can show me why I shouldn't be keeping this out of your reach."
---
...wow, I've never hinted at Shishi before. That was actually fun! :-D Here's hoping it wasn't too much of a train wreck...
You came to me one evening as the sky’s colors melted together, flaming crimson easing into melancholy azure. I was quietly regarding the surroundings when I felt your hand, strong and reassuring, on my shoulder.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 01:36 AM
You came to me one evening as the sky’s colors melted together, flaming crimson easing into melancholy azure. I was quietly regarding the surroundings when I felt your hand, strong and reassuring, on my shoulder.
I leaned against you, taking whatever closeness I could get from you. "Tracey," you whispered, and your fingers gripped me tighter. "I have to leave now..."
"Will you ever be back...?"
You sighed, an action that moved your entire body. "...I doubt it," you admitted at last. "Collectors rarely return someplace once their task is accomplished..."
"So this is goodbye?" I asked, looking out at the sun setting over the preserve. Your hand loosened from me, and you walked away without saying a word.
********
*sniff* I love this ship! And thanks to Pluvius, it now has a name--Obsessionshipping!
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"Honestly though! What can I really do? It's not like I know a lot about this!"
<snicker> That line could be taken the wrong way.
And I am.
"Honestly though! What can I really do? It's not like I know a lot about this!"
"Just kiss me, Sato-chan! Go with the flow," Hiroshi looked up at him with a smile upon his pretty face. Blonde hair tangled and a gentle flush staining his cheeks; Satoshi was rather surprised at the revelations of that night, but his kiss-bruised lips told that the surprises were not unwelcome.
He leaned in for another kiss.
---
She ran over the third form declinations of the singular type of the Latun -us nouns to keep herself from panicking. "Cervus," she started: "Cervi, cervo, cerv..." and then she tried not to scream, or wet herself.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 02:06 AM
She ran over the third form declinations of the singular type of the Latun -us nouns to keep herself from panicking. "Cervus," she started: "Cervi, cervo, cerv..." and then she tried not to scream, or wet herself.
There was something behind her, she could sense it. The words all ran together as a shimmer of silver cut through the air and stopped, the blade pressing into Sabrina's throat.
Karin smirked. "Not so tough without your powers, are you now?"
********
I don't know why, I just like the idea of there being some hatred there...and Karin, being a Dark trainer, could probably take out Sabrina's psychic powers...
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Everything I think about revolves around you. I can't go on like this...
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
Everything I think about revolves around you. I can't go on like this...
Kasumi turned to look at him. "I love you!"
Takeshi smiled. "That's good," he said.
She blinked. "Should I try it on Sato-kun?"
He nodded, and she smiled and turned and ran back in the direction of the camp. He frowned when she was gone, and wondered if that was the only time that a woman would ever profess love for him.
It made him laugh, before he would have cried.
---
"Ground control to Major Tom!" she sang.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 02:18 AM
Dude, have you been watching "Johnny Stechinno"? There's, like, an extended version of that sort of scene at the very beginning.
"Ground control to Major Tom!" she sang.
Coconut cringed. Maybe teaching Jigglypuff to speak human language hadn't been the best idea after all. Especially not with Grandpa's albums lying around.
Ah well, at least she could send the damn thing over to annoy Hazel for a few hours.
********
*heehee* Pluvius is scratching his head right now
********
"Baby, listen to me...please! I didn't know! I swear I didn't know!"
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"Baby, listen to me...please! I didn't know! I swear I didn't know!"
"Like hell you didn't!" Domino screemed back and Bishasu.
"Baby..." he hummed.
"Stop." She said, "Even if you didn't know, it's done and over with... I HATE YOU!"
She pulled the gun and fired.
---
...<evil grin>
---
Kojiro wrote kanji with a calligraphy brush.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 05:14 AM
*smirk* Wow, when I wrote it, I was thinking her talking to him, actually...*g* Wow.
Kojiro wrote kanji with a calligraphy brush.
His motions were surprisingly graceful, given his propensity for pratfalls and such, and the ink flowed over the paper delicately.
Musashi looked over his shoulder. "Wow...I didn't know you could do that..."
He smiled. "I'm a man of many talents."
"...but do you have to use them on our lunch order?"
**********
*snicker*
**********
"...you really mean that, don't you?" She sighed. "Fine then, I'll just be going..."
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
*smirk* Wow, when I wrote it, I was thinking her talking to him, actually...*g* Wow.[/qoute]
So was I. :)
[qoute]
"...you really mean that, don't you?" She sighed. "Fine then, I'll just be going..."
Kasumi turned, climbing onto her bike and tossing red hair over her shoulder. Satoshi stood behind her, a bit of a frown on his face, but not really much of one. It was more of a sad smile, then he turned and looked at his boyfriend, Shigeru, and sighed.
"It had to be done..." Shigeru said.
Satoshi nodded.
---
Teach Yourself to create a Home Page in 24 houes lay open on the desk. It made no sense.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 05:32 AM
Teach Yourself to create a Home Page in 24 houes lay open on the desk. It made no sense.
Bill's eyes were starting to cross. He had been staring blankly at the computer screen for six hours running, and was quite disheveled and exhausted.
Finally, he reached down to the keyboard and typed in one line.
THIS BITES
Satisfied he had said all he needed, he went off to get some coffee.
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funny line goes here
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"NO! If I've told you once, I've told you a HUNDRED TIMES!"
"NO! If I've told you once, I've told you a HUNDRED TIMES!"
Pikachu pouted. Satoshi glared.
"No, Pikachu! I will not!"
"Pika pi pika pi pi piiii?" Pikachu asked.
Satoshi shook his head. "No. I will not tell you what it means..."
"Piii..." Pikachu looked sad.
"I will not show you what Sendzuri means." And he turned away.
---
Erm... people with Japanese dictionaries (perhaps) will get that one... <coughs> Oh, and Pikachu is male in this one...
---
"Whee! Post count hits two hundred!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 05:41 AM
"Whee! Post count hits two hundred!"
Maureen cheered. She had no idea so many other people loved the enigmatic Collector too! And suddenly...she stopped.
"Wait a moment...if he has this many fans...if this many people like him...aww MAN!" Dejected, she flopped back into her chair and resumed workin' for The Man.
****
heehee, Maureen again, my own character...she *thinks* she's a Rocket, but she mainly does menial tasks like buying supplies and making the Boss' dinner...She also has an active fantasy life, and a bizarre fixaction on a certain violet-eyed lovely......and I shan't do more lines with her unless you want...*blush*
****
"......it's cold in here..."
"......it's cold in here..."
The voice came through the door.
"Fuck! Hurry up!" Musashi called out.
"But it's cold in here!" Nyasu replied in his whiny voice.
"If you don't finish in that toilet," Musashi delivered an ultimatum, "you won't be ABLE to do the toilet."
There was a flush.
---
<snicker> And I had to do this...
---
Satoshi and Shigeru swam in the pool. Naked.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 05:54 AM
Satoshi and Shigeru swam in the pool. Naked.
"Come on!" Satoshi insisted. "We used to do this all the time when we were little!"
"That's different!" Shigeru blushed. For all his big words and cocky attitude, he was still physically immature. How did that runty kid hit puberty before me, anyway?, he thought. Everyone knows I'm more mature than him! And besides, he's three months YOUNGER than me!
*SPLOOSH*
"Gotcha!"
"SATOSHI!" Shigeru shouted upon breaking the surface again.
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hmmm...
********
"But really now, what else could someone want?"
Am in perverted yaoi mood. Or hilo, because that's much better term.
"But really now, what else could someone want?"
"Clothing?" Shigeru asked.
Satoshi stared. "You're strange..." he replied, and backed off slowly.
"Sato-chan!" Shigeru gasped, "Why would you WANT to be a star in a strip show?"
Satoshi blinked. "Strip show? Who said anything about a strip show?"
Shigeru held up the pamflet, and Satoshi gasped. "Oh my god..." and he ran for the phone.
---
Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Shishi. Oh. YEAH!
---
"Mmm..."
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:01 AM
OK then, por voux
"Mmm..."
"Hmm?"
Jirarudan looked away, towards the painting. "Exquisite..."
Tracey grinned. "Really? It's not one of my better ones. Maybe someday I can show you---"
"I didn't mean the painting, doll," was all he said before pulling Tracey into a passionate kiss. "Now then...perhaps someday you can show me what? And if you say 'more paintings', I shall be sorely disappointed."
********
*salivate*
********
"...nothing's gone right, ever since then..."
Oooh! Jiken! WAH! <hug> And contractions of has... haven't seen them used in AGES.
"...nothing's gone right, ever since then..."
Domino looked up.
"It's all right, my child," the priest said thoughtfully, "do you repent of your sins?"
"What?" she demanded. "Shit no! Of course I don't!"
The priest looked shocked, until she shot him.
---
Trigger-happy!Domino!
---
"Tu chinga tus madre!" he screamed.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:15 AM
"Tu chinga tus madre!" he screamed.
Jesse hit the cat on the head.
"Nya, de nya!"
*whap*
"Verruktige Katze!"
*whap*
"Revolutionaire!"
*whap*
James laughed. "Wow, that microchip in his charm is really doing wonders! See if you can get HBO."
********
*snicker* What is the original line, anyway? Something obscene about someone's mother?
********
He shivered, more from the situation than the cold. "...I'd rather not."
*snicker* What is the original line, anyway? Something obscene about someone's mother?
*Very* obscene. and XD, funny!
He shivered, more from the situation than the cold. "...I'd rather not."
Shigeru pouted. "Come on!"
Satoshi shook his head and shivered again. "In a car in the middle of nowhere; what if someone drove past?"
"That's the fun of it!" Shigeru exclaimed.
"I don't see how-"
He was cut off as his pants where pulled down and he lay naked on the back seat of the car.
"Oh my god!"
---
Oooo...kk... yeah. Pervy.
Tying into yours: ---
"Oooh! HBO!" James exclaimed.
"How do you turn it up?" Jesse asked.
Nyasu complained. "Headache! NYA!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:24 AM
"Oooh! HBO!" James exclaimed.
"How do you turn it up?" Jesse asked.
Nyasu complained. "Headache! NYA!"
Jesse hit him again. "Pick a language and STICK with it!"
The cat just stared at her, but James' cell phone started displaying a string of numbers.
Jesse stared at it. "...he's speaking in BINARY?!?!"
******
hey, it was either binary or "some dialect of quartz!"
******
I still can't believe it...just yesterday he was here, having fun like the rest of us...and now he's...gone. Just like that...
I can't resist.
I still can't believe it...just yesterday he was here, having fun like the rest of us...and now he's...gone. Just like that..."
Musashi sniffed.
Kojiro grabbed a tissue.
Nyasu tried desperately to unplug the television screen from his charm.
---
Yeah... allrigh.
---
Satoshi kissed his boyfriend on the forehead.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:33 AM
BTW--how'd you like that picture I sent you??
Satoshi kissed his boyfriend on the forehead.
"...goodbye, 'Geru-kun..." he whispered as he draped the sheet over his fallen friend's face. "...and I'm sorry..."
*******
insert line here
*******
"Something tells me you don't quite mean that..."
<sniff> Poor Geru-chan! And now, how/where did you send it?
"Something tells me you don't quite mean that..."
Domino snickered drunkenly. "Yes I did," she replied.
Bisashu looked surprised.
"Fuck me!" she exclaimed, before fainting.
---
He blew up a baloon.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:46 AM
Sent it to your e-mail. You'll like it. *reeerow*
Ooh, hot Execshipping! But...*looks around* methinks we should both watch it with the language... Not that it wouldn't be completely in character for her to say it...*g* But the mods may not like it. You know how mods are...
He blew up a baloon.
There was something relaxing to Tracey about blowing up balloons, the long exhalation required, the calming breath in between. But why did he have to be the one?
With a deep sigh, he tied off another black balloon and let go of it. It cascaded upwards to join the others on the celing. Tracey read off one at random.
"Happy 55, Professor."
He snickered. "Better to be over the hill than under it!"
******
lol. My dad's turning 50 in a few weeks
******
"No, I'm not going to kill you...but I *am* going to shoot you!"
Oh. my. god. <stares at it>
Execshipping. and <shifty eyes> <whisper> I'd agree... I doubt my brother'd be bothered by it... but there are, <shifty eyes> young people about... <shifty eyes>
<drools over picture>
My brother knows what am like- <is gagged>
"No, I'm not going to kill you...but I *am* going to shoot you!"
Kasumi whimpered.
The shot went through her leg, and the blood spread from the large gash and pooled into her clothing. She clenched her teeth and closed her eyes; Domino laughed and shot again.
"I didn't say I wouldn't shoot you again..."
Kasumi died.
---
YAY! DIE KASUMI DIE! <cough> <shifty eyes> evil, for getting in teh way of Satoshi and SHIIGERUU!! But yeah. I AAML every now and then...
---
Satoshi scratched his cheek, and decided he should shave soon.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Pluvius
Oh. my. god. <stares at it>
Yep. See, THAT's fanart! *g* Makes me wanna write more Airshipping...maybe if I get off my Execshipping kick and channel my kinkyness into something else *ie, Airshipping*
Satoshi scratched his cheek, and decided he should shave soon. [/B]
Six strokes of the razor later, and six bandages, not to mention massive blood loss, Satoshi decided he should wait until he grew facial hair and learned how to wield anything sharper than a pair of safety scizzors before trying that again.
********
*goes back to stare at Gio/Jiri pic* *thinks you'll make a line Airshippy before I can*
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"Hmmph. You think you're *sooo* great, don't you?"
You thought right. <crunches icecubes>
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
"Hmmph. You think you're *sooo* great, don't you?" [/B]
"Lower," he commaned.
"I'm already low," Jiri replied.
"COLD!" Sakaki exclaimed.
Jiri smiled and spat the icecube out.
---
I'm your new commander! You now are my prisoner!
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 07:10 AM
*salivate* Might I...combine the two...
I'm your new commander! You now are my prisoner!
Giovanni said nothing, but cast his gaze to Jiri, who stared helplessly back. Finally, he turned to face his captor. "...if you release him...I will comply."
"'Vanni, no!"
The marauder chuckled. "'Ey, Domino? Feel like having a third?"
"Oooh!" She sidled over and rubbed against the Collector. "We'll have fun with *YOU*, chickie...'Sashie, what'll we do with the 'Boss'?"
"Kill him."
Jiri's eyes went wide.
*******
had to do it.
*******
"You're not the only one, you know..."
Poor Jiri. <hugs him and gives him Gio plushies>
"You're not the only one, you know..."
"Don't dream it!" Kojiro scremaed, "BE IT!"
"I think..." Musashi stated.
"Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my troubles and pains!"
"SHUT THE F**K UP KOJI! I'M TRYING TO F***ING BE SERIOUS HERE!!!!!!"
Kojiro gulped, and dodged the fan.
--- More rocky horror! ---
"I see you've met my faithful handyman,"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 07:18 AM
Dude, was that a Rocky Horror line? I've never seen it, I got the line from "Supervixen" by Garbage...
"I see you've met my faithful handyman,"
Tracey blushed. "Handy...man...? I've only been your assistant for the past two years, Professor..."
Bill nodded. "But you still call him 'Professor', after he's asked you to just call him Samuel..."
Oak laughed. "Indeed, so I may call him whatever I like!"
********
Tracey/Bill is another good one. I called it Researchshipping until I found out that was taken...
********
"How can you be hungry? You just ate!"
You should. It's... undescribable.
"How can you be hungry? You just ate!"
Jiri looked up at Sakaki, raising his eyebrows.
"You call that... a meal?"
Sakaki snickered. "Perhaps... a protein shake?"
---
Ok... risqué, but hopefully only people with my type of mind will get it.
--- SILVER/GOLD! <grin> :)
"God bless!" Silver sneezed.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 07:38 AM
Dude, I got it...*snickers* *remembers Damien chewing us out for saying something like that in the other forum*
We're tempting fate, aren't we?
"God bless!" Silver sneezed.
Silence.
"...us-every-one..." he finished, and scampered off-stage before his cue, forgetting to limp as he did so.
******
*g* never mind. He sneezed during his big line...
******
"Look, the flowers...don't mean anything. I just picked them because they looked nice. I don't know any of their meanings..."
Cornstarch... but yes; we are. I propose we end this discussion. This may be my last post of the night... or rather, it is. I've got to go to bed after this one. :(
"Look, the flowers...don't mean anything. I just picked them because they looked nice. I don't know any of their meanings..."
"That's ok," Shigeru smiled at the blushing Satoshi, and he slipped the white lilies onto the small table next to the door. "You want to come in?" he asked.
Satoshi looked around, and then stepped in the door.
Before it was closed, Satoshi was slammed up against it with lips against his own.
---
Couldn't resist. Need shishi... <pant>
---
"Say..."
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 07:48 AM
Awww! Ah well, it's nearly 5 am here, I should hie myself to bed too.
"Say..."
"Yes?" Oh god, he's beautiful...those shining eyes, that innocent look...
"Tracey, would you come here a moment?" I ask, and he does so. I can't help but wonder what other orders I could give that he'd comply with so quickly. And oh god, he's sitting right next to me, brushing against my suit.
"Yeah?"
"........." DAMMIT! I can't freeze up now! "...want to help me with the microscope?"
"Sure thing, Bill!" He hums a merry tune to himself as he sets it up, unaware of how close I am to beating myself senseless against the wall.
******
Night all! *gives Chocolate Chias to everyone else on Neopets, and hies self to bed*
******
"So if you're here...then who's that in the other room?"
Legend of Didesy
02-18-2003, 08:11 AM
"So if you're here...then who's that in the other room?"
...
"We..huh?! There's another room?"
Misty ground her teeth and wished a nice, big hard mallet would materialize in her itchy hands right now.
"...YOU TOTAL IGNORAMUS! OF COURSE THERE'S ANOTHER ROOM, ITS JUST NEXT DOOR! Ugh!" she screamed, utterly exasperated at Ash.
"Misty, don't yell like that! I know you like having voicebox exercises! Now really," Ash said, looking at the expression on Misty's face. "I swear to.. er, Charizard that I did NOT talk to anyone! I didn't even come out of any room! I was sitting here talking to Pikachu! Right, Pikachu?"
Pikachu nodded in assent with a chirpy "Pika-pika".
Misty sighed. Dragging a reluctant Ash by the arm out of the room, she decided to show him and then try explaining again. With a final tug, she dragged a very confused boy from the plush room, when lo and behold, the door wasn't there.
"What?"...
*
Mewtwo snapped out of his vision. The recovery was complete. He could cause illusions to the average person... Chuckling, he teleported out of the cave.
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I am not a fanfic writer. :] Therefore, I suck at this stuff. What do you do when you're bored? >:\
Next quote: "WILL you get that BLASTED THING to SHUT UP?!"
(I hope it hasnt already been done; I didn't read through all those pages...)
Revolutionary Girl
02-18-2003, 09:42 AM
Heh, don't worry about it, Didesy, I'm no writer either. I still liked yours, though; sneaky Mewtwo testing his powers *snicker* And this is in fact a game born from boredom, so you're in the right place. Keep playing! XD
"WILL you get that BLASTED THING to SHUT UP?!"
the newly caught Sentret screamed, paws over his ears.
Lightning glanced at his human, who was leaping up and down, screaming ecstatically. "Sorry," he answered, with a shrug of his shoulders. "I haven't got him trained properly yet. He still makes all those weird noises every time one of us chooses to be caught. Honestly, people are the most difficult monsters to train."
----
Tada! Pokemon role reversal... meh. That wasn't too hot. :confused:
“It’s just so hard to even look at him,” Misty said quietly, tears forming in her eyes.
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 02:50 PM
“It’s just so hard to even look at him,” Misty said quietly, tears forming in her eyes.
Ash sighed. "Misty...he said it was an accident...he just got in the wrong bed, that's all..."
"I don't believe him! I mean...Brock's never even dated before, and we're supposed to believe that? That he was supposed to be in bed with someone? Ash, that's just..." She exhaled, a long, low sound. "...I didn't want to think it...he's my friend too...but......if I hadn't knocked him unconcious, who knows how far he would have gone..." She shivered, and leaned against him. "...right now, I need a friend more than anything. A *real* friend..."
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hmmm. Do *you* believe him?
********
"I was just thinking about this weekend. Should be interesting..."
"I was just thinking about this weekend. Should be interesting..."
"It should," Satoshi replied.
"When's your Mum going out?" Shigeru asked.
"She'll be leaving in five minutes..."
"Did you get... them?"
A nod.
"Good,"
A grin and a kiss.
---
Blatantly yaoi.
---
"No!" he screamed. "WAH! MY GAME! WAH!"
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 08:07 PM
"No!" he screamed. "WAH! MY GAME! WAH!"
She put the box on the top shelf. "No! Six games of Risk in one day is more than enough for any young man!"
Giovanni pouted. "I'm telling mama! And she'll have you iced!"
For the fifth time in a minute, the nanny sighed. Note to self--never apply to watch a mob boss' kid EVER again...
******
*giggle*
******
"Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but in order to get out of here alive, we're gonna have to at least *trust* each other!"
A Concerned Solomon
02-18-2003, 08:14 PM
"Brock, it's Nurse Joy. In a particularly revealing outfit." This last remark earned Ash a mallet to the head. Which is hardly fair.
"Ash, you don't understand! 'Animals Pink-with-blue-polka-dots' is the coolest strategy RPG ever!" ASh and Misty rolled their eyes. Togepi threw a rock at Pikachu while he wasn't looking, then chirped innocently.
"Aw, Togepi! You'd like to play Uncle Brock's 'Animals Pink' game?" This remark earned Misty a downward punch to the head. Which is even more unfair.
"YOU FORGOT THE POLKA DOTS! They're the most important feature in the entire game! You collect polka dots, and give them to one of your animals! It's brilliantly devised!"
"What...does it do?" Misty inquired.
"Um, should I heal your Pokemon?"
"Sure. Here's Pikachu, and the rest are in these Pokeballs. You know, people spend a long time talking about this 'Animals' craze." Nurse Joy picked up the yellow mouse, who was all too thrilled to get away from that "innocent baby who couldn't hurt a Caterpie."
"You know, I can't understand any of it. What's a German Shepherd? I heard the redhead mention it once or twice."
"It's a Dog type," Ash explained. "Dogs beat cats. They look sort of like Growlithe, but they're not the smartest animals around. That's part of the fun of the game."
"Whatever. Any game where you boss around innocent creatures isn't a good game to me."
Ash looked outside. "There's a protest group going up to Odnetnin Headquarters right now, actually. You're not alone in seeing the evil." Nurse Joy ran off faster than a Rapidash using Agility.
Ash ran to the door. "What about our Pokemon?"
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Whee! That was fun!
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It came as a shock, the way a total nobody could return home a star in just under two years. And for what?
"Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but in order to get out of here alive, we're gonna have to at least *trust* each other!"
"Ok," Kojiro let go reluctantly.
Satoshi sighed, as the lights dimmed even more.
There was a scuffle.
"Scared of the dark, roketto-dan?" he shot into the blacnkess.
There was a whimper. Satoshi felt something brush against him, and then a body flew at him and wound up wrapped around his body.
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FUUUUUUUUUN!
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 08:39 PM
Tater Tot, that was entertaining, but what was it in response to? You have to quote it or something...
It came as a shock, the way a total nobody could return home a star in just under two years. And for what?
He drove his fist into the ground, pure fury on his face. "I promised them I wouldn't come back until I was an Elite..." he muttered, staring at the town just at the bottom of the hill. He could see the windmill marking his father's lab turning slightly in the breeze.
"...and I can't disappoint them. Sorry honey...sorry May, sorry Gary...daddy won't be home for a while."
With that, Tatsumi turned back, and walked all the way to Viridian.
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I swear that man is Oak's son...
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FUUUUUUUUUN!
Ash stared at Brock. "Mind...repeating that...?"
But Brock had already run off, salivating on the pane of glass seperating him from the beautiful model. "That long hair--I love long hair! And she's TALL! I love tall!"
Then she turned around, and Brock fell over, twitching. Curiousily, Ash looked in.
"Wow, I hate to say it, but...James looks pretty good in an evening gown!"
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heehee!
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"My life may be going to hell in a handbasket...but I still think I'm better off than you are!"
"My life may be going to hell in a handbasket...but I still think I'm better off than you are!"
"Handbasket?" Takeshi asked.
"HANDBASKET!" Satoshi screamed. "Danlijah FOH EVAH!!"
Kasumi and Takeshi turned to look at him.
He ran.
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Erm... ok. Homeage to an old favourite...
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"Let's go to Harajuku!" (AKA: Harajuku ni aimashou!)
A Concerned Solomon
02-18-2003, 08:58 PM
That was to "No! My Game! Wah!"
Originally posted by The Tater Tot
That was to "No! My Game! Wah!"
Nani? E, da yo.. deshita! Anyway. Yeah, try quoting the line in your post. ^^;; Makes it muchos buenos, :)
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 09:11 PM
"Let's go to Harajuku!" (AKA: Harajuku ni aimashou!) [/B]
Mondo kept watching TV. "I'd rather go to SHINjuku...maybe I can see the Hypnos Towers!"
James, entranced by the same show, replied in kind. "Yamaki is so cool...I wanna be an agent for a secret underground organization!"
Jesse rammed her head against a tree. "You already ARE!"
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Digimon 03 references...couldnt resist
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"...I'm sorry...I can't keep going on like this...I have to tell you the truth..."
"...I'm sorry...I can't keep going on like this...I have to tell you the truth..."
"Tell me what?" Kasumi looked up. Takeshi glanced up from his cooking.
Satoshi took a deep breath. "My name is... Satoko! ANd I'm a girl!"
Everyone blinked.
"MARRY ME!!" Takeshi threw himself across the clearing.
Kasumi kicked him.
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Oooookkk...
--- <quotes the bible in old english> ---
"þine sunu, þe þu lufest..."
Blackjack Palazzo
02-18-2003, 09:40 PM
*has NO idea what that line means, but will try anyway*
"þine sunu, þe þu lufest..."
Delia hummed an odd tune as she worked in her garden.
"What's that tune, honey?" Samuel asked.
"Oh, just something from one of the games Ash plays...something about a one-winged angel or something...And I'm certain I have the wrong lyrics! But I can't get it out of my mind!"
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dude, I have NO FREAKIN IDEA what that line means, so I just had her say some old Latin stuff...
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...so this is how I end...not with a bang, but with a whimper...
thi:'ne: su:'nu:, the: thu: lu:'vest:.
Oh... erm. <thwaps phonetics> It means 'Your son, that you love,', or something to the extent. I just can't remember if its þine or something else. Oh well...
Originally posted by Blackjack Gabbiani
...so this is how I end...n