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Nekusagi
09-25-2007, 04:36 PM
Man hides sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip

Posted Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:50am AEST

Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," a spokesman for police said, in the south-west city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages.

He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police.

Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.

"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."

...No comment.

llxwarbirdxll
09-27-2007, 01:48 AM
Why not use the sausages as dildos, instead?

Zeta
09-27-2007, 01:51 AM
I could explain, but do you really want to know?

llxwarbirdxll
09-27-2007, 01:52 AM
I could explain, but do you really want to know?

Well... my last post was a joke, so no.

eX.A.K.R.
09-27-2007, 05:42 AM
...No comment.

... seconded.

Words simply fail me here.

Ben Cousins
10-14-2007, 05:54 AM
Wow why not buy one when you're over there? And how come a guy has a female sex toy?

Nekusagi
10-14-2007, 02:50 PM
Wow why not buy one when you're over there? And how come a guy has a female sex toy?

You don't know it, but you pretty much answered your first question with the second one.


(Really, I can't blame the guy. Dubai IS in the Middle East, and even though they're notoriously Westernized/weird, I can't blame him for wanting to play it safe)

the A.D.D. kidd
10-14-2007, 03:14 PM
uh.....

llxwarbirdxll
10-14-2007, 08:58 PM
Wow why not buy one when you're over there? And how come a guy has a female sex toy?
Just because a lot of women use dildos doesn't mean that guys can't use them. Hell, they even use enemas in hospitals to make their patients calm down.
uh.....
Is spamming really necessary here?

the A.D.D. kidd
10-14-2007, 09:54 PM
sorry, but i guess that was my comment on this situation... but now that you guys mention sausages, it makes me remember this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewIOIzgsdlk)

§Suicune§
10-14-2007, 11:22 PM
Well, thats just plain strange. Why the hell would anyone want to do that? Its like they are trying to get embarrased on purpose.

llxwarbirdxll
10-15-2007, 01:32 AM
Well, thats just plain strange. Why the hell would anyone want to do that? Its like they are trying to get embarrased on purpose.

He did it to avoid embarassment(Read Neku's post). Besides, a good portion of the worlds' population is homophobic; so if they saw a man with a dildo, they would immedietly harass him.

iPoké
10-16-2007, 05:59 PM
Wow why not buy one when you're over there? And how come a guy has a female sex toy?

Perhaps he's gay and likes to pleasure himself from the backdoor, or he's straight and still likes to pleasure himself there.

Even if he is straight, there is no anal toy a guy could own that wouldn't raise a question about is sexuality, and maybe he did not want to be seen as gay?