Pokemon Sex Stories

[Pyshcosocial12]

Hello.This is where you can write stories and sex between you and pokemon.I'll go first.
Me,"Wow Leafeon!Never thought this will happened!"
We croched down, penis into vagina.

Leafeon,"I didn't either!Boy you can sex a Leafeon!"
Me,"Thanks.I practiced."
I slowly removed my penis from her.
Leafeon,"Thanks for dinner and sex.Will we do it again sson?"
Me,"Sure."Ileft the room kissing her good-bye.

[Satoshi Ketchum]

Help...
This is awkward, when Satoshi-kun writes a sex story it's done with humor, this is just wierd... I'm not entirely sure if this thread is breaking any rules so sorry if I'm replying to spam or whatever, but something had to be said.
Best not go off topic. I pulled my 'you know what' out of blastoises canon thing... 'Ewww why did i do that.' I thought.
^that was difficult to type^

[Chosen of Mana]

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[Kameil]

Sweet Jesus, what?

[CaptKirby]

Now that you lost your virginity to Vineon, what pokemon will you do next?

[Hagane_Gir]

And the thread was slowly filled with the vomit of disgusted members...

[1Eevee1]

Remember kids, Pokemon The First Movie was not a secret plot about Ash, Mewtwo and Giovanni, so...

Anyway, that story wasn't long enough. (That's what she said!)

[Magma Krystal]

Hello.This is where you can write stories and sex between you and pokemon.I'll go first.
Me,"Wow Leafeon!Never thought this will happened!"
We croched down, penis into vagina.

Leafeon,"I didn't either!Boy you can sex a Leafeon!"
Me,"Thanks.I practiced."
I slowly removed my penis from her.
Leafeon,"Thanks for dinner and sex.Will we do it again sson?"
Me,"Sure."Ileft the room kissing her good-bye.

gggggggggguuuuuuuuuuh??????????

[Nando_Chiaki]

"Battle Tower! The Lost Episode!!!"




It was the evening after Ash's first battle at the Battle Tower near Tohjo Falls. Earlier that day, our shota hero Ash got his clock cleaned by the ambigously gendered Anabel, Salon Maiden of the Battle Tower.

Sitting in her....his......I mean, her cottage near the Tower, Anabel was enjoying a cup of tea, as she always did after a battle. The Poké Balls containing her Alakazam, Metagross and Espeon sat on a shelf over her fireplace.

"That challenger today was quite the looker," Anabel thought to herself, referring obviously to Ash. "I wouldn't mind getting in his...."

Right at this point, in an overly-ironic twist, Ash burst through the door of Anabel's cottage. It was a good thing for him that today was Friday, for Anabel always drank her tea in the nude all the other days. Friday was her lucky day of the week, so she kept her clothes on.

But you know that won't last for long, right?

"Hi, Anabel!" Ash said. "How's that tea?" Isn't it creepy that Ash knew Anabel was drinking tea? Just what in the world is going on here?

"Oh, hi Ash." Anabel began blushing. I'm really convinced something's gonna happen here. "Seeing you is a pleasant surprise. Come here, sit down and have some tea with me."

With a smile, Ash obliged the girl's request. Oh, by the way, Ash usually has a Pikachu on his shoulder, but right now, it isn't around. Probably eating ketchupped Pecha Berries outside. Regardless, Anabel handed Ash a cup of tea that ever-so-ironically just happened to be already prepared on her table.

"That was a tough battle today, Anabel. I really need to train some more before we battle again."

"Hmmhmhm. It was quite fun. I haven't been able to win like that in some time....wait, Ash, how did you know I was drinking tea when you came in? Were you peeking in my window or something?"

Ash gulped; he was caught. Indeed he had been spying on Anabel from outside, unbeknownst to her....

"Uh, I....uh....."

Anabel smiled. "It's okay, Ash. I don't mind."

"You don't?! Well, in that case, I admit that I was..."

Ash never got to finish his sentence, for Anabel lunged over the couch at him and put her hands a long distance down his pants. His words choked out into a rather exasperated groan as she felt around for his good parts.

"A-Anabel, what are you doing....?"

"Silence," she hissed in a voice very out of character for her---but isn't this whole thing out of character?

Drawing one hand out of Ash's jeans while keeping the other probing about, Anabel reached for his fly and slowly unzipped it, revealing Ash's shiny palkia.

"My, Ash! Your Palkia is level 100!" Obviously this was some kind of sexual slang or something. "I want it to Spacial Rend me!"

"Uh....."

"Come on Ash, you can't be THAT clueless! Shit!" Yes, Anabel---dear, sweet delicate Anabel---just swore. Call the cops. "When I said I wanted you to Spacial Rend me, I meant I wanted you to use your palkia to do violent things to me! Don't you have half a brain?!!"

"No, I knew what you wanted....I just didn't know where. Cloyster or Swalllll......"

Meaning to ask Anabel a question, Ash instead trailed off as she put her mouth on his palkia and promptly consumed the entire thing like a hot dog.

"Oooooh...Swalot it is, then...."

"Mmmph...Ash...mph...your palkia is....mmmmmm...."

Ash opened his mouth but quickly shut it and remained silent as a rather intense feeling crept up his body. This Salon Maiden sure knew what she was doing. The young boy laid down on the couch and let his sudden lover work her magic for as long as he could, but finally, he had to push her off.

"What's wrong, Ash? You don't want me to....finish the job?"

"No, I want your Cloyster, Anabel!"

"About that.....I don't have one." Anabel took off her pants and revealed she had a palkia too. "I lied when I said I was a girl. Still wanna do it?"

"Sure, why not?"

So Ash and Anabel the boy had yaoi sex all night long.



LOL THE END

[Wiil]

Okay um...this thread really needs to be closed. Chimchar 26, I don't know why you had the need to do this (and I'd like to remain uninformed), but this is just...blah.

[Crankyman]

Hey, at least Butler's made sense.