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[Revan<Darkside>]

Hello and welcome to <Darkside> Corp. This is Revan<Darkside>, founder and leader of <Darkside> Corp. Unfortunantly my last thread has been closed due to people misunderstanding my thread as a tradding post. If you would like a pokemon, item, TM, or have me and my partners train and breed your pokemon, just PM me as this thread will most likely be closed down. Me and my company are here to meet your needs and will handle all buisness mails with secrecy and care. We thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Revan<Darkside>
Leader and Founder of <Darkside> Corp.

[Helmasaur King]

OOH,,,,,, Can I have an Arceus and every Johto pokemon?

[Belthazar]

this thread will most likely be closed down.
That's because what you're essentially offering is Pokemon in trade, a service which is performed just fine by the Trade Coordination Thread, stickied above. That, and you kept spamming other random threads with ads to the previous incarnation of this thread.

[Revan<Darkside>]

I can tyr to get you an Arceus, Is the Johnto pokemon the starters? Like Totidile? PM me if this thread is closed.

[Revan<Darkside>]

That's because what you're essentially offering is Pokemon in trade, a service which is performed just fine by the Trade Coordination Thread, stickied above. That, and you kept spamming other random threads with ads to the previous incarnation of this thread.
Yes i understand that i was not supposed to post on other threads. But this is NOT a trading thread. We are acually a "Shop"

[Belthazar]

You give people the Pokemon they want, and they pay you with other Pokemon. In what way is that not trading?

[Revan<Darkside>]

I do suppose you have a point, but we acually select the pokemon we get in return in Profiles, see, for example: Someone wants an Abra. Abra on our list is under Wrumple, Bidoof, sneasle,charmander, etc. We give the list to the buyer and they choose which one to give us. So they choose what they want and what to give.

[Belthazar]

I'm still not seeing the difference from any old trading, here. Generally when I trade, I'll say "I've got a Pokemon you want, and I'm still looking for X, Y or Z", and they'll go "I've got Y, so I'll trade you that for the Pokemon I want." That you're prettying it up with words like "list" and "buyer" doesn't really change matters at all.

I don't quite understand your aversion to posting in the Trade Coordination Thread. Or why you're pretending to be a corporation.

[Revan<Darkside>]

Sir, you need to understand something, We used to be back on Serebii but unfortunantly something in their forums is malfunctioning. Now, <Darkside> Corp is not just some silly name i have made up. I have partners all across the WORLD who help me specificly hunt down pokemon for people. In a way, we literaly are here to GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. Now if you prefer to call us a trading organization then so be it. But i am done Quarreling over petty matters, so, if you do not wish to use my services, then i suggest you leave me be.

[Belthazar]

I give people what they want in trades, and I've thus far never recieved a Pokemon I didn't want in trade, so I still don't quite see what you offer that's different. I don't doubt you have people all over the world that help you out, but there's a big difference between a bunch of people and a corporation - although I suppose I should call it a multi-national corporation. Note that knowing people in other countries doesn't make it a corporation by default.

The real issue here isn't really on what I think of you, but on what the forum mods think of you, but from my point of view, you're not doing anything new. And if you persist in starting new threads just for the purposes of trading, when we've already got a perfectly good one here, then the mods are quite likely to ban you.

On a completely pointless and nitpicky side note, you misspelt "misspell". =Þ

[Revan<Darkside>]

my oh my you are persistant. I like you, you speak the absoulute truth, i could be on the trading center, but not everyone looks in there, i acually just want more people to see my thread. Plus, the Mods probably arnt happy with me from last time. I fear i may be shut down. I knew i misspelt Misspell! :)

[Belthazar]

my oh my you are persistant.
Yep, that's me. =D

I'm just wanting you to justify a need for this thread - why should I come to you for Pokemon rather than anyone else? So far, you've not managed that to my satisfaction. Possibly you should work on your advertising spiel. =Þ

i acually just want more people to see my thread.
I understand your reasoning here, but the trouble is that if everyone posted threads like this, then there would be so many that noone would ever read them - that's the advantage of doing all the trading in the one Trade Coordination thread. Sure, it's turned into a two-hundred-page monster, but it keeps all the trading easily contained, and easily read. Relatively easily, anyway.

Plus, the Mods probably arnt happy with me from last time.
Yah, exactly - making the mods unhappy is possibly not the best idea.

[iPoké]

Have a link in your sig idiot. I never post in the trade thread yet people find me.

In fact, I can actually open up a breeding centre if it wasn't for my wifi, and most people who want to get into battling most liely know me from RMT thread.

[Revan<Darkside>]

Hmmmm... A good reason for choosing <Darkside> Corp is that i have many partners with MANY pokemon, we are almost guaranted to find what your looking for. But i guess it would be better for me to post one little advertisment in the trading thread. Sigh... Its just weird, back at Serebii i was constantly booming with buisness... I guess im just trying to keep myself busy. In a way, i almost make it my goal to be able to have EVERY type of pokemon to give to people. I guess if the Mods shut me down then i will have to post in The trading thread, Mabye it would be nice to have a small break.

[Revan<Darkside>]

Have a link in your sig idiot. I never post in the trade thread yet people find me.

In fact, I can actually open up a breeding centre if it wasn't for my wifi, and most people who want to get into battling most liely know me from RMT thread.
You agian? Leave me alone. And for the record... I am no idiot, i know what i am doing, ive done this before. You on the otherhand ARE one, I could report you, this site is meant for people to saftley chat. not to be called foul names.

[iPoké]

Hmmmm... A good reason for choosing <Darkside> Corp is that i have many partners with MANY pokemon, we are almost guaranted to find what your looking for. But i guess it would be better for me to post one little advertisment in the trading thread. Sigh... Its just weird, back at Serebii i was constantly booming with buisness... I guess im just trying to keep myself busy. In a way, i almost make it my goal to be able to have EVERY type of pokemon to give to people. I guess if the Mods shut me down then i will have to post in The trading thread, Mabye it would be nice to have a small break.

First of all, you sound more or less like your hacking, and if you are you should let people know

Second, Serebii is a more high-traffic forum, obviously you'd get more buisness.

[Dialga]

can u get me siny pokes?

[Revan<Darkside>]

Hmm... Alot of people ask me for those, I rarley get a few in but i will notify you if i do get some. Thank you! :)

[Revan<Darkside>]

First of all, you sound more or less like your hacking, and if you are you should let people know

Second, Serebii is a more high-traffic forum, obviously you'd get more buisness.
One, I NEVER hack, two, Serebii does not work anymore on my computer, and three, If you do not wish to use my services then LEAVE.

[Dialga]

i think people should leave u a lone cuz u know the consiquences!

[Revan<Darkside>]

What? Oh. You mean that if people bug me i can report them, i see. Yes, but i rarely do, unless it is serious foul play, im only here for good! :)

[Dialga]

not exacty, but forget it

[Revan<Darkside>]

Hmm... You confuse me... But i will keep looking for those shinies!:)

[Revan<Darkside>]

I see you live in New York Dialga! One of my partners happens to live there to! Do you know anyone named Chris?

[MrWho]

I see you live in New York Dialga! One of my partners happens to live there to! Do you know anyone named Chris?

Wow! Small world! I wonder if Dialga knows my grandpa, John Smith? He looks a little something like Mel Brooks. ^_^

[Revan<Darkside>]

Hmmmm... I see a few people are observing my thread, It would apear DarkEliteKaren is suspicous, she is In her 20's, are you a Mod? Sigh, i was having fun with this thread to, i guess if i am shut down then so be it.

[Revan<Darkside>]

Wow! Small world! I wonder if Dialga knows my grandpa, John Smith? He looks a little something like Mel Brooks. ^_^

Really? Cool! Unfortunantly everyone i must close down for the night. I will see you all tomorrow so just type away! You can also PM me all you want! Thank you and GOOD NIGHT!
-Revan

[Tina]

I believeth he/she was joking. .__.;

[Belthazar]

Not so much joking as making fun of you...

[Auron Sigerthel]

HoS!!

[Dialga]

chris is a common name do u know wat city he lives and his age?

[Masterkraft]

He's banned, I wouldn't count on an answer...

[Dialga]

oh! watever, thanks for telling me!

[Shuko]

This is ridiculous. This thread breaks so many rules, it's practically hall of shame material. In fact, I've never put one in there before, and this seems a likely candidate. To the HoS it goes!

For all who'd like to know:
* We already have a trading topic in this forum, so this topic is unnecessary.
* Revan Darkside apparently didn't understand the concept of "no double posting."
* As evinced by the first post, the OP knew it was against the rules to post this thread... and he posted it anyway. Oi. What a dope.

[Auron Sigerthel]

Yes!

My suggestion was accepted! xDD

[Ganondorf]

Hey calm down you two he's obviously not used to a "real" forum. Flaming him won't help.

[iPoké]

About time he's banned. All he ever did other than post this thread was to post in other people's thread to advertise his "company" Darkside.

Sounds familiar to another group of people I know.

[Shuko]

Hey calm down you two he's obviously not used to a "real" forum. Flaming him won't help.I agree that insulting him while he's not here solves nothing. But rest assured, when his infraction-induced ban is up, he'll probably find this topic here. xD Besides, he dug his own grave. :/ He posted this topic in the D/P forum knowing full well that it wasn't allowed. If that isn't being a dope, I'll have to go study the dictionary some more.

[Belthazar]

Wait, what's so unreal about this forum?

[iPoké]

I agree that insulting him while he's not here solves nothing. But rest assured, when his infraction-induced ban is up, he'll probably find this topic here. xD Besides, he dug his own grave. :/ He posted this topic in the D/P forum knowing full well that it wasn't allowed. If that isn't being a dope, I'll have to go study the dictionary some more.

No he won't. According to one of his posts he couldn't tell who was a mod and who wasn't despite the names being in itallics or bolded. He mistook me as a person who flamed him through PMs and added to his ignore list. Despite the fact that you cannot recieve PMs from those in your ignore list and you cannot see their post, he still thought it was me. Is there another person in this forum who's name consists of a single letter surrounded by quotation marks?

Belthazar, Ganondorf was saying that he has never been a real forum (I guess Serebii doesn't count since he apparantly had an account there) therefor did not know how to act.

[Revan]

Well, Well. As I do find it amusing watching all of you talk about me during my "Bansihment" I must add it is quite the hoot to still be able to log on here. Sigh... I guess i have only one thing to say. Im sorry. I know most of you pretty much hate me right now, but you will all probably be pleased to here im closing down <Darkside> Corp. Tragic I know. I hope you can all forgive me here at Bulbagarden Forums as i have been a nuisance who deserves nothing more than what i am getting.
Thank you all,
sincerely,
Revan<Darkside>
No longer the Leader, or founder, Of <Darkside> Corp.

[alen1995]

this is funny!!! he got banned again!

[Mokoko-chan]

You know what's funnier? This guy is like a spam bot on steriods.

[iPoké]

I might have been sad to see him go (I'm assuming permanently due to ban evasion) if he contributed anything important to any thread he posted in but all he did was spam them up so no.

[Ganondorf]

he did say he was sorry, but he did break the rules.

[Belthazar]

Belthazar, Ganondorf was saying that he has never been a real forum (I guess Serebii doesn't count since he apparantly had an account there) therefor did not know how to act.
Ah, thanks. I was thinking Ganondorf meant that Serebii was a real forum and this isn't, because Revan mentioned he had an account there. Or possibly the other way around. =)

You know what's funnier? This guy is like a spam bot on steriods.
Actually, what I find funny is that the population of this thread has basically doubled, only after it got sent to the Hall of Shame. Do people roam the Hall of Shame looking for laughs? =Þ

he did say he was sorry, but he did break the rules.
More than that, though, he posted this thread knowing the mods wouldn't like it. You can't say I didn't warn him, though.

[Ganondorf]

True, he was warned. And now hes gone. I may acually miss the poor soul, being lost and confused in a strange forums site.

[TTEchidna]

Do people roam the Hall of Shame looking for laughs? =Þ

Yes I do.

[iPoké]

More than that, though, he posted this thread knowing the mods wouldn't like it. You can't say I didn't warn him, though.


Not to mention his previous thread about the same thing got closed. I also would be surprised if he didn't get infractions for spamming everyone elses thread to advertise Darkside. I don't know if he's just stupid or has a large ego. On his new account he actually spammed up another thread to announce that he was sorry and that his apology can be found here.

And yes, that's why anyone comes to the HoS, to have fun.

[llxwarbirdxll]

I see you live in New York Dialga! One of my partners happens to live there to! Do you know anyone named Chris?

This, for some reason, tells me that Revan is a little kid.

[iPoké]

This, for some reason, tells me that Revan is a little kid.

He tries to act like a proffesional business man.

We need a new HoS topic. Can you actually make threads? *goes to check*

[Tina]

Pretty sure you can. Though you probably figured out by now. XB

I think someone actually posted in the HoS once. XD

[Belthazar]

This, for some reason, tells me that Revan is a little kid.
I'd gotten that impression long before that particular post, but that one rather confirms it. =)

[Tina]

rofl, I just looked at his profile and it says he's 15. Um... no. XB

[Ganondorf]

Actually I know revan and he's not under ten lol. He's just confused, if he comes back give him a chance will you guys?

[betagold]

Sorry, Ganandorf, but the fact that he made a new account to apologise means that he was ban-dodging, and that constitutes a perma-ban. So he's probably not coming back. However, his first ban was infraction inflicted, so he may actually come back when the infractions are up. Only the mods know. May Arceus have mercy on this poor soul and may his everlasting soul not end up in the realm of Giartina.

[Someone without Imaginati]

hmmm, poor guy, may be the mods give him a chance, but, if he start with his corporation thing again, I doubt it. and he was arguing with a mod. and nobody must argue with the mods. Bad things happen if someone argue with a mod. If they say that the world is in a square shape, nobody but a mod must argue with that.

[llxwarbirdxll]

He tries to act like a proffesional business man.

Which makes this whole thing so hilarious.

[Ganondorf]

Dang, he's really not an idiot or anything. He's just immature, if he does get perma banned maybe I'll send a composed college level apology on his behalf.

[llxwarbirdxll]

Dang, he's really not an idiot or anything. He's just immature, if he does get perma banned maybe I'll send a composed college level apology on his behalf.

I doubt that that would be necessary.

[Ganondorf]

I do too but seriously he's not a bad kid, he just wants to get lots of pokemon and network a bunch of users from here and serebii in a grid based trading system so more people can find what they want easier.

[betagold]

I do too but seriously he's not a bad kid, he just wants to get lots of pokemon and network a bunch of users from here and serebii in a grid based trading system so more people can find what they want easier.

I don't know about anyone else, but I can find what I want pretty easily on the Trade Coordination Thread. I posted a list of what I wanted yesterday, and I've already got three trades lined up eliminating more than half of my list, including one with you, Ganondorf.

[Ganondorf]

Like I said, he's immature and not used to the whole online thing. He thinks charisma and charm in the real world automatically make him popular and powerful online.

[pixlepix]

can I have a vulpix and turtwig level 100?WHat do I have to pay.and can I aso have a burmey?

[Tina]

^ ...

...you're out of luck.

[Ganondorf]

can I have a vulpix and turtwig level 100?WHat do I have to pay.and can I aso have a burmey?
-_- ummm... if you actually are a new user then you need to read all the rules in the top boards and sticky threads before posting or you will end up in this place too. It's called the hall of shame because these people did things against the rules.

[Kain]

Oh, oh, oh, can I have a level 100 shiny bidoof with roar of time?

Erm... he's gone...

Do people roam the Hall of Shame looking for laughs? =Þ

Of course! The Hall of Shame is here to restore faith in the human gene pool. This thread, and Jadon's "zorz" thread, are proofs of that.

[Mokoko-chan]

I doubt that would be appreciated, too. ;D

[pixlepix]

So can you give me those pokemon

[Tina]

No. He's banned. >__>; Note that banned people kind of... have their username crossed out.

[Ganondorf]

I'm not quite sure that the new user is really a new user.

[Dr. Peppa]

Dang, he's really not an idiot or anything. He's just immature, if he does get perma banned maybe I'll send a composed college level apology on his behalf.

God will you stop talking about the college thing? You are acting like a four year old who got on a computer and pretends to be in college. Either get over the fact that you are in college, unlikely as it is, or tell the truth and stop making yourself feel big by stating that you have proceeded with your education after high school.

[alen1995]

what do you mean?

[Dr. Peppa]

what do you mean?

I have seen him post in tons of different places about how he is a college student and blah, blah blah...

[Revan<Darkside>]

Im Back, And i have learned my lesson. And though most of you hate me. i will still be here, but im done with <Darkside> Corp. So i call peace, and wow am i astounded to see how much i am talked about, and not in a very kind way, i might add. And YES i am acually 15. So now that were clear, goodday to you all, hate me if you wish, but i now am just here to relax and talk pokemon. Thank you.

[Revan<Darkside>]

And one other thing, I have been reading you guys talking about me since i was banned, so i pretty much know which ones of you are the ones who i dont really want to chat with...

[Ganondorf]

God will you stop talking about the college thing? You are acting like a four year old who got on a computer and pretends to be in college. Either get over the fact that you are in college, unlikely as it is, or tell the truth and stop making yourself feel big by stating that you have proceeded with your education after high school.

Umm... I only recall posting in maybe two places. And I think someone asked about it in PM, I was joking about the PM to a mod in this instance anyways. It was meant to be funny, I'm sorry you took it wrong and think of me in the way you do. I wasn't aware that I was being so high and mighty in my posts, so again I appologize but you are the first who seems have pointed anything out or have been bothered by one or two posts that I can't seem to recall right now.

[Revan<Darkside>]

Ya POPTARTS!

[betagold]

I love that the second Revan is unbanned, he starts off with a double post.

[Revan<Darkside>]

What? I dont know what your talking about.

[iPoké]

I thought ban evasion resulted in a permaban, unless second Revan was a fake.

[Revan<Darkside>]

I guess the Mods gave me a second chance, which i gratfully accept. I am now a good boy, and the second wasnt a fake.

[betagold]

What? I dont know what your talking about.

You posted twice. In a one minute span. That constitutes double posting. The mods enjoy it when instead of doing that, you use the little edit thingamajiggy in the bottom right corner to add on to the previous post, instead of posting twice with no post in between.

[Rayne]

The mods enjoy it when instead of doing that, you use the little edit thingamajiggy in the bottom right corner to add on to the previous post, instead of posting twice with no post in between.

Except for the fact that, in this particular section of the forums, the edit option has been turned off. I've accidentally double-posted too in this area merely due to the instinctive call to press the trusty edit button when in fact it was only quoting my old post [where I had thought it brought me to the edit page].

Besides, Revan is clearly aware of what he's done, and has taken steps to correct it. The double post was probably an accident too. I'm sure he's quite aware of how a forum works, being new around here, he just probably wasn't as familiar with the layout of Bulbagarden and what kinds of posts are considered propaganda and others that are for community appeal. I don't think there's any further point to continue being so callous against him and I don't hold anything against him either.

I say let his case rest and go ahead and let him continue to make a name for himself.

[llxwarbirdxll]

Well... We'll have to see if we can trust him or not. But if someone does violate any rules, it's likely that they'll do it again.

[betagold]

Except for the fact that, in this particular section of the forums, the edit option has been turned off. I've accidentally double-posted too in this area merely due to the instinctive call to press the trusty edit button when in fact it was only quoting my old post [where I had thought it brought me to the edit page].

Argh. Noobishness abounds as I forget about the sometimes-missing edit button. Oh well. All's well that ends well. Or is it????... Nah. I'm just kidding. It is. Or am I???

[Ganondorf]

O_O alright this is the king of evil, step away from the mental poptarts slowly betagold, and no one will be the wiser. XD

[Revan<Darkside>]

Hey yall, you all gotta understand i have changed my ways i am a GOOD boy now, during my six day banishment i taught myself to be a GOOD boy, so a GOOD boy i will be.

[Eversti]

Can you stop putting <Darkside> after your name, then? It's terribly annoying.

[Revan<Darkside>]

I have stoped, i cant take it away from my name though.

[Kameil]

Who the fuck unbanned you? :/

[Someone without Imaginati]

hmm, everyone deserves a second chance, I guess, its not like if everyone had to be such elitists and perfectionists (Hitler anyone...).

[Belthazar]

Who the fuck unbanned you? :/
Just a thought, but the mods, perhaps?

(Hitler anyone...).
Ah! I invoke Godwin's Law, and declare this thread over.

[llxwarbirdxll]

Just a thought, but the mods, perhaps?

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/CaptobviousChooseOption.gif

[betagold]

Ah! I invoke Godwin's Law, and declare this thread over.

I, in turn, invoke Hanlon's Razor on Someone Without Imaginati's statement, and declare this thread opened again.

[Masterkraft]

Registeel re-enstates Godwin's Law:

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/e/e0/379.png

[betagold]

Registeel is pretty close to a robot, so I think I'll envoke Asimov's Second Law of Robotics and tell him to go away and stop unproving my point. And if that doesn't work, then I'll envoke Clark's First Law. Professor Rowan, if you please....

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8149/profesorhz3.jpg

"It is possible that Registeel is wrong, and that Betagold is absolutely right."

[Masterkraft]

LMAO. I love this thread at the moment!

Ah, well in that case I enstate "Oak's Law of Unjustified Subject Modification" which will revert the topic back to Registeel and his Nazi Salute.

http://acpeg.tripod.com/Character_Art_-_Prof_Oak_3.gif

[ShinyHunter]

Jewel E.: Stop swaring and being mean. You could possibly get banned from this site.

[betagold]

"Oak's Law of Unjustified Subject Modification" which will revert the topic back to Registeel and his Nazi Salute.
WTF?

Alrighty. Then I envoke the Law of the Infinite Cornucopia. Also, I think that the unbanning of Revan is a perfect example of Littlewood's Law.

[betagold]

WTF?

Alrighty. Then I envoke the Law of the Infinite Cornucopia. Also, I think that the unbanning of Revan is a perfect example of Littlewood's Law.

I forgot to include that it may be a perfect example of Murphy's Law for us as well.

[Someone without Imaginati]

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfsa/dpmfsa386.png

The Shiny Deoxys of Doom Re-applies the Godwin's Law, so the Hitler Quote must never be Quoted EVER AGAIN, or they will be Doomed to PERISH !

[Kasumi]

This thread should have been closer ages ago.