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Evil Figment
08-20-2007, 11:09 AM
Not for children.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

...There isn't a thing I can say.
Shuko
08-21-2007, 11:03 AM
Once the BBC got hold of this it got all twisted. In actuality, the camel was never trying to have sex with her. It stomped on her head then sat on it and suffocated her. :/
xRubyx
08-21-2007, 02:59 PM
My pet Camel ate my thong
Rayne
08-21-2007, 04:01 PM
My pet Camel ate my thong
:cue rimshot:

*ba-dum - pish*

Aren't camels known to have a rude temperament?

I'm sure that prognosis can't be the only logical draw, there must be something else (but I wouldn't rule the sexual assult out.)

For a lady that just turned 60, common sense would say that attempting to care for any creature larger than herself would quickly become overwhelming. In this case it proved fatal.
xRubyx
08-21-2007, 08:08 PM
lol Camel's charged for sexual assult.
Archaic
08-21-2007, 08:20 PM
*Can't think of any statements in poor taste to make that would utilize the word "hump"*
Masterkraft
08-21-2007, 08:27 PM
How about "forget the camel, she got humped."?
GrnMarvl13
08-21-2007, 08:49 PM
*Can't think of any statements in poor taste to make that would utilize the word "hump"*

Really? Not "did she get one hump or two?"

Aren't camels known to have a rude temperament?

Not so much rude as...stubborn. Anything that spits as a defense automatically gets called rude. And, really, once you get bigger than humans, you can either eat them or ignore them. Unless they have guns.