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Ash Bang'em
07-27-2007, 06:02 PM
Ash is a player
He tries to get as many girls as possible
When all the girls find out he is like that he goes to another town
This is reason one for becoming a pokémon trainer, to go from to get all the girls without getting the consequences because he can just leave

Ash’s rival is Gary
Gary is also a player
Gary has a sport’s car and pokémon two chick magnets
Therefore Gary gets more girls then Ash, they are equal in pokémon but Gary has a car.
The result is that Gary is followed by a whole lot of Cheerleaders just for him to toy with.
To make up for the car Ash needs to have WAY more pokémon then Gary.
As a result of wanting to have more pokémon he becomes a trainer.

Did you notice? I already have two reasons for becoming a pokémon trainer.

Now, if you’re still reading. Imagine this: Ash is travelling from town to town on his own. That looks a bit weird doesn’t it? People might think he’s a pervert or something like that.
To cover this truth up Ash picks up Misty. A lady friend. He won’t have intercourse with her but just a friendly relationship. With this relationship he shows that he is a trustful person and that he’s to be trusted.

But why would Misty stay with such a person then? Well first of all Ash is a real ladies man, he can seduce girls with his eyes. Second, Misty is a slut. She left her city because her sisters are hotter then her and therefore she couldn’t get any good looking boys at home. If you notice this you see that this is very much alike Ash.

Psychological research has shown that people who are a lot like the same tend to argue a lot because they have the same social weaknesses. And you can also see this back in the relationship of Ash and Misty.

Now Ash arrives in Pewter town.
With just his pikachu he challenges Brock’s Onix. Now we all know this is a match up Pikachu just isn’t capable of bringing victory. However we all know, Brock had to take care of his family and therefore couldn’t get laid often. And couldn’t practice his lady seducing skills.
When Ash arrived they made a deal. Ash just couldn’t defeat him in a battle so Brock gave him the badge (he just pretended he lost). In return Brock could come with him and learn from the master (it’s obvious that Brock’s a lost cause, so it didn’t help much).

And that’s that for motivations of the main characters of this anime to become pokémon trainers and start travelling from city to city.
Updates on this theory will arive when people notify me, in a post reply, that they've read this wall of text.

cya next time

Luna Tiger
07-27-2007, 08:34 PM
...oh hell no. *moves*

Kameil
07-28-2007, 12:20 AM
http://i.pbase.com/o4/98/583898/1/56693475.roflcopter.gif

Ash Bang'em
07-28-2007, 05:12 AM
So I take you're all quite narrow minded and not open for these ideas I've come up with. Too bad I could've told you a whole lot more about this theory. I bet I could fill like 3 papers with it.

xessekilytsim
07-28-2007, 05:43 AM
Why is Mewtwo & Giovanni, Misty & Gyarados, Ash & himself, May & Max and Norman & Max allowed and this isn't? IS bestiality, pedophilia and incest better than the HUGE but still healthy libido and sexual stamina Ash has in this theory? I think it isn't.

Ash Bang'em
07-28-2007, 05:47 AM
Thanks for this reply.
The statements made in this topic are as likely to be true as any other of these fan shippings. So please return this topic to where it belongs, the shipping forum.

eX.A.K.R.
07-28-2007, 07:55 AM
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/eonity/11254.jpg

xessekilytsim
07-28-2007, 10:16 AM
Don't be so childish, why are you just throwing this thread in the hall of shame, it makes no sense at all.

Ash Bang'em
07-28-2007, 10:26 AM
Yeah, seriously, My post with a well argumented theory gets deleted. And then posts like this with just a stupid bus on it are allowed. This is blasphemy!

Hubologist
07-28-2007, 10:32 AM
It's pretty obvious you're using a sock puppet to agree with yourself. You're not fooling anyone, and it's pathetic.

Ash Bang'em
07-28-2007, 10:38 AM
Uh no it isn't, go check the IP's.

I don't have more then one e-mail adress so I can't even have more then one account.

Hubologist
07-28-2007, 11:15 AM
Uh no it isn't, go check the IP's.

I don't have more then one e-mail adress so I can't even have more then one account.

You're right, I could be mistaken... but if so, it's a helluva coincidence.

It's really none of my affair, but if you want to appeal the mods' decision to move your slashfic to the Hall of Shame, making angry posts about the unfairness of it all probably isn't a good way to accomplish it.

Pie
07-28-2007, 11:26 AM
Don't be so childish, why are you just throwing this thread in the hall of shame, it makes no sense at all.

Because the secret sex forum is offlimits to regular posters, and that's the only place where would be allowed.

/runningjoke